Well, mately, as today be “Talk like a Pirate” day, as well as t’ fact that I woke up while I could still see the stars t’ starboard and the rest of the crew was still in their bunks, I tought ’twas time to do some Sea Dog memes t’ get t’ day started:
Pirate Name: Captain Davy Kidd. Even though there’s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you’re the one in charge. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
Which Pirates of the Caribbean character are you: 
Well, that’s enough memey goodness. Soon I’ll be shoving off to take the wee tyke to be educated by the blokes at TBH (were there Jewish pirates?)
