Tag: birthdays-2005

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and starts singing the Birthday Cake Polka for underpope:

[Please remember, if you fill out the poll in this posting, I can make sure you get the birthday song you want.]

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and starts singing the Birthday Cake Polka for bellwethr:

[Please remember, if you fill out the poll in this posting, I can make sure you get the birthday song you want.]

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and join Sheriff John in singing the Birthday Cake Polka for ellipticcurve… but wait… the Sheriff’s not on today. Instead, we have a funny looking group of guys, and they are singing:

I must add: For those of you who have never met ellipticcurve (Nicole), you’re missing something. She came into our life around 3 years ago, and very quickly became a part of our family. She’s a work colleague, a good friend, an older sister to our daughter, and just a really neat person. Her interests are congruent to ours, and we just enjoy being around her. I think every couple develops one or two truly close friendships that remain throughout their lives, that form the extended family that you choose to be with, as opposed to your real family (who you must be with). With us, ixixlix and her family are one, and ellipticcurve is the other. So, although many birthday wishes here on LiveJournal are proforma, I want the world to know that this one is especially really heartfelt.

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and starts singing the Birthday Cake Polka for magicpacket:

[Please remember, if you fill out the poll in this posting, I can make sure you get the birthday song you want.]

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and starts singing the Birthday Cake Polka for _katiekaboom_:

[Please remember, if you fill out the poll in this posting, I can make sure you get the birthday song you want.]

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform, wearing a Viking hat (horns and all), strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and says:

I know you’re wondering what happened to my sharp lawman’s cowboy hat. We’ll, in honor of today’s song, I’ve decided to wear a different hat. I’ve also asked the Volga Boatmen to accompany me on this song. This is going out to you, aliza250.

He then clears his throat, takes out his guitar, plucks an “A” note, and then starts singing:

Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Now you’ve aged another year Now you know that Death is near Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Now that you’re the age you are Your demise cannot be far Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Birthdays come but once a year Marking time as Death draws near Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Long ago your hair turned grey Now it’s falling out, they say Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) May the cities in your wake Burn like candles on your cake, Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Burn the castle and storm the keep Kill the women, but save the sheep Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) May your deeds with sheep and yaks Equal those with sword and axe Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Now you’ve lived another year Age to you is like stale beer Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Were I sitting in your shoes I’d go out and sing the blues Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) When you’ve reached this age you know That the mind is first to go Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

[Please remember, if you fill out the poll in this posting, I can make sure you get the birthday song you want.]

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and starts singing the Birthday Cake Polka for japlady:

[Please remember, if you fill out the poll in this posting, I can make sure you get the birthday song you want.]