Snarfed from talonvaki: From your vantage point in front of the computer, you spy, with your little eye…
- Something that is red:
The border of the June page of my Red Cars/Yellow Cars calendar
The security monitor triangular sign. - Something that is shiny:
The picture of my wife. - Something that is ugly:
The stains on my credenza.
My carpet. - Something that is made of wood:
The credendza my computer is on.
My door1 - Something that is sharp:
My rapier wit.
An exacto knife.
1 “O is for Office. My office has a wooden door, or else I’d work a whole lot more”
Datamation, many many years ago.
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