(meme) I Spy, Because It’s Friday

Snarfed from talonvaki: From your vantage point in front of the computer, you spy, with your little eye…

  1. Something that is red:
    The border of the June page of my Red Cars/Yellow Cars calendar
    The security monitor triangular sign.

  2. Something that is shiny:
    The picture of my wife.

  3. Something that is ugly:
    The stains on my credenza.
    My carpet.

  4. Something that is made of wood:
    The credendza my computer is on.
    My door1

  5. Something that is sharp:
    My rapier wit.
    An exacto knife.

1 “O is for Office. My office has a wooden door, or else I’d work a whole lot more”
Datamation, many many years ago.