Ahoy Mateys.
Me be thinking that to start “Talk Like a Pirate” Day arr-right, me mates must see this missive from weirdjews. You see, mates, in two years, thar Jewish High Holidays will fall on this here TLAP day. A bloke (xiphias) was imagining what the Un’taneh Tokev prayer would sound like: “Arrr! Who by cannon, and who by cutlass. Who by scurvy, and who by walkin’ tha plank. . . ”
lunza responded:
We have been Arrogant
We have Broadsided other ships
We have wielded the Cutlass
and sent men to Davy Jones’ locker
Aiiii. Now it’s off to find the grog…
