Mate, you buried what? Where?

A mate can always depend on t’ Sacramento Bee for entertainin’ news. Today it be news about some scurvy homeowners, who have taken t’ buryin’ a statue o’ St. Joseph (as opposed to a proper booty) t’ speed up house sales. Can you just imagine t’ new homeowner, 10 years later, diggin’ up t’ statue and goin’, “WTF?” They don’t even give the lubbers a map where “X” marks the spot!