In conclusion, evolution tested to be mathematically improbable.

Writing about the Science Fair last week, I commented about one project that included the words, “In conclusion, evolution tested to be mathematically improbable.” Today, an article in USA Today takes that one better.

According to the article, a museum that tells the Bible’s version of creation opened in Petersberg KY over the weekend. The museum features high-tech exhibits designed by a theme-park artist, including animatronic dinosaurs and a wooden ark at least two stories tall, plus a special effects theater and planetarium. Some exhibits show dinosaurs aboard Noah’s Ark and assert that all animals were vegetarians until Adam committed the first sin in the Garden of Eden.

Some articles leave you speechless. Some leave you going “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot”. This does both. Dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark?

Even more surprising, but then again, perhaps not so, is that the privately funded museum had more than 4,000 guests on opening day. I mean, I know it is possible to come up with a reconciliation of belief and science; Orthodox Jews do this quite well. But dinosaurs aboard Noah’s Ark? That’s as likely as dinosaurs swimming during the great flood.

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