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[The following is from http://michaelmoore.com/, but I’m reproducing it here for when he updates his site and it goes away]

Dear Friends,

Ok, it sucks. Really sucks. But before you go and cash it all in, let’s, in the words of Monty Python, “always look on the bright side of life!” There IS some good news from Tuesday’s election.

Here are 17 reasons not to slit your wrists:

1. It is against the law for George W. Bush to run for president again.
2. Bush’s victory was the NARROWEST win for a sitting president since Woodrow Wilson in 1916.
3. The only age group in which the majority voted for Kerry was young adults (Kerry: 54%, Bush: 44%), proving once again that your parents are always wrong and you should never listen to them.
4. In spite of Bush’s win, the majority of Americans still think the country is headed in the wrong direction (56%), think the war wasn’t worth fighting (51%), and don’t approve of the job George W. Bush is doing (52%). (Note to foreigners: Don’t try to figure this one out. It’s an American thing, like Pop Tarts.)
5. The Republicans will not have a filibuster-proof 60-seat majority in the Senate. If the Democrats do their job, Bush won’t be able to pack the Supreme Court with right-wing ideologues. Did I say “if the Democrats do their job?” Um, maybe better to scratch this one.
6. Michigan voted for Kerry! So did the entire Northeast, the birthplace of our democracy. So did 6 of the 8 Great Lakes States. And the whole West Coast! Plus Hawaii. Ok, that’s a start. We’ve got most of the fresh water, all of Broadway, and Mt. St. Helens. We can dehydrate them or bury them in lava. And no more show tunes!
7. Once again we are reminded that the buckeye is a nut, and not just any old nut—a poisonous nut. A great nation was felled by a poisonous nut. May Ohio State pay dearly this Saturday when it faces Michigan.
8. 88% of Bush’s support came from white voters. In 50 years, America will no longer have a white majority. Hey, 50 years isn’t such a long time! If you’re ten years old and reading this, your golden years will be truly golden and you will be well cared for in your old age.
9. Gays, thanks to the ballot measures passed on Tuesday, cannot get married in 11 new states. Thank God. Just think of all those wedding gifts we won’t have to buy now.
10. Five more African Americans were elected as members of Congress, including the return of Cynthia McKinney of Georgia. It’s always good to have more blacks in there fighting for us and doing the job our candidates can’t.
11. The CEO of Coors was defeated for Senate in Colorado. Drink up!
12. Admit it: We like the Bush twins and we don’t want them to go away.
13. At the state legislative level, Democrats picked up a net of at least 3 chambers in Tuesday’s elections. Of the 98 partisan-controlled state legislative chambers (house/assembly and senate), Democrats went into the 2004 elections in control of 44 chambers, Republicans controlled 53 chambers, and 1 chamber was tied. After Tuesday, Democrats now control 47 chambers, Republicans control 49 chambers, 1 chamber is tied and 1 chamber (Montana House) is still undecided.
14. Bush is now a lame duck president. He will have no greater moment than the one he’s having this week. It’s all downhill for him from here on out—and, more significantly, he’s just not going to want to do all the hard work that will be expected of him. It’ll be like everyone’s last month in 12^th grade—you’ve already made it, so it’s party time! Perhaps he’ll treat the next four years like a permanent Friday, spending even more time at the ranch or in Kennebunkport. And why shouldn’t he? He’s already proved his point, avenged his father and kicked our ass.
15. Should Bush decide to show up to work and take this country down a very dark road, it is also just as likely that either of the following two scenarios will happen: a) Now that he doesn’t ever need to pander to the Christian conservatives again to get elected, someone may whisper in his ear that he should spend these last four years building “a legacy” so that history will render a kinder verdict on him and thus he will not push for too aggressive a right-wing agenda; or b) He will become so cocky and arrogant—and thus, reckless—that he will commit a blunder of such major proportions that even his own party will have to remove him from office.
16. There are nearly 300 million Americans—200 million of them of voting age. We only lost by three and a half million! That’s not a landslide—it means we’re almost there. Imagine losing by 20 million. If you had 58 yards to go before you reached the goal line and then you barreled down 55 of those yards, would you stop on the three yard line, pick up the ball and go home crying—especially when you get to start the next down on the three yard line? Of course not! Buck up! Have hope! More sports analogies are coming!!!
17. Finally and most importantly, over 55 million Americans voted for the candidate dubbed “The #1 Liberal in the Senate.” That’s more than the total number of voters who voted for either Reagan, Bush I, Clinton or Gore. Again, more people voted for Kerry than Reagan. If the media are looking for a trend it should be this—that so many Americans were, for the first time since Kennedy, willing to vote for an out-and-out liberal. The country has always been filled with evangelicals—that is not news. What IS news is that so many people have shifted toward a Massachusetts liberal. In fact, that’s BIG news. Which means, don’t expect the mainstream media, the ones who brought you the Iraq War, to ever report the real truth about November 2, 2004. In fact, it’s better that they don’t. We’ll need the element of surprise in 2008.

Feeling better? I hope so. As my friend Mort wrote me yesterday, “My Romanian grandfather used to say to me, ‘Remember, Morton, this is such a wonderful country—it doesn’t even need a president!'”

But it needs us. Rest up, I’ll write you again tomorrow.

Yours,

Michael Moore

What, you say? What do you mean: they’re against gay marriage? Those are Judeo-Christian values. They’re pro-family. They’re courting evangelicals.

I’ll say it again: Bush/Cheney do not espouse Judeo-Christian Values.

What do I mean? Well, both Judaism and Christianity teach that is is possible to repent from sinning. They teach that someone does not sin until they actually commit the act; up until that point, there is the possibility that they may repent and change their ways, even if they have sinned in the past. Repent, ye sinners!

However, the New York Times reported that V.P. Cheney is saying that it was right to attack Iraq simply because “As soon as the sanctions were lifted he had every intention of going back” to his weapons program. Well, in my mind, I have many intentions that might be illegal or immoral. I don’t act upon them. (Although the NYT link is gone, it is reported here)

Just consider what would happen if we used “intent to” as a crime, as opposed to “commission”. Let’s jail all the homosexuals: they intend to have gay marriages. Let’s jail all drivers: they intend to speed. You can see where this would lead us… down a very dangerous road.

Don’t think it is happening? What administration is jailing people and treating them as second-class citizens because of believed intents? Can you spell “C A T  S T E V E N S”? I knew you could.

And it’s not just Cheney. President Bush was making similar statements today: According to CNN, Bush acknowledged that Iraq didn’t have weapons of mass destruction at the time he ordered the invasion but said Saddam Hussein was “systematically gaming the system” and the world is safer because he is no longer in power. “He was doing so with the intent of restarting his weapons program once the world looked away,” Bush said. “Based on all the information we have to date, I believe we were right to take action.”

I’ll say it again: Bush/Cheney do not espouse Judeo-Christian Values.

Update: In good news, the Projected Final Election Map for today (October 7) shows that Kerry wins in a landslide, 538 to 0.

Today I’m down visiting my father, who is still registered Republican (although he is pro-Kerry… this is an improvement from the days I remember him being staunchly Republican, and my mom being staunchly Democratic).

In any case, he showed me a mailing from the Republican party. They mailed him a fresh, crisp $1 bill, encouraging him to return it with more money for the Republican party. We were wondering, however, if this could be viewed as an attempt to buy votes. Hmmmm…. I suggested that he write them a letter back thanking them for the money, but since Kerry did so good in the debates, he was going to give it to Kerry/Edwards. Alas, I don’t think he will do that 🙁

(P.S.: I can now see what people are talking about on the new entry interface. His screen is at lower resolution, so I am running into the width problem. It is annoying; I’ll be happy to get back to semagic!)

[The following is snarfed from ginamariewade‘s blog, with a little additional commentary and reworking.]

For those who keep doing daily monitoring of the Electoral Vote Predictor, and get discouraged (today: Kerry 217; Bush 311), consider the following:

1. Do you know anyone who voted for Gore who is now going to vote for Bush?
2. Do you know anyone who didn’t vote in 2000 who is registering just to vote for Bush?
3. Do you know anyone who voted for Bush in 2000 who is now going to vote for Kerry?
4. Do you know anyone who didn’t vote in 2000 who is now going to vote for Kerry?

I’ll add that this emphasizes the importance of getting those out there dissatisfied with our current leadership to vote, and to (hopefully) vote for Kerry/Edwards. Every vote is important this year!

[Seen in weaktwos journal via lunza‘s friends list]

Dan Rather, CBS News Anchor

1. Given documents he thought were true
2. Failed to thoroughly investigate the facts
3. Reported documents to the American people as true to make his case
4. When confronted with the facts, apologized and launched an investigation
5. Number of Americans dead: 0
6. Should be fired as CBS News Anchor

George W. Bush, President of the United States

1. Given documents he thought were true
2. Failed to thoroughly investigate the facts
3. Reported documents to the American people as true to make his case
4. When confronted with the facts, continued to report untruth and stonewalled an investigation
5. Number of Americans dead: 1100 and growing
6. Should be given four more years as President of the United States

(Found at Democratic Underground)

This just speaks for itself.