OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, gathers around a bunch of equally cheerful Los Angeles children’s TV hosts, pulls out his accordian, and they all sing the following for [assignment: name]:
Happy happy birthday clappy,
Join us as we celebrate.
Clap your hands and dance around,
Have a laugh and eat some cake.
You’re so great!