Mike Ditka: My Wife Will Do Anything I Want

 
Last month, Jack Ryan (R-Ill.) dropped out of the senate race after his ex-wife, Jeri Ryan of Star Trek fame, surfaced allegations that he brought her to sex clubs. Well, according to Yahoo!News, Mike Dikta may take Ryan’s place as the Republican Candidate. It was the last paragraph of the article that amused me:

Ditka’s wife has been quoted as saying she’d divorce him if he ran — a prospect Ditka dismissed Tuesday saying, “She’d do anything I wanted to do.”

Wasn’t that what got Ryan in trouble in the first place? What’s this about Republicans and brains?

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