I figure one more post was in order in honor of:
I’m also posting this in honor of the State of the Union address. I don’t think the speech would have been improved had President Bush worn a gorilla suit. However, it would have been more entertaining to watch. What do you think?
For both events today, the following song from Dirty Rotten Scoundels applies:
Dress up a monkey in Armani, He may seem precocious and cute. Despite all that primpin’, You still got a chimp in a suit. Teach him the second Verse of “Swanee” Shprizt him ’til wet Dampen him well |
Take him to see Don Giovanni, Show him Cezanne’s lovely fruit, Teach him to cook from Escoffier’s book, He’s still a gorilla en croute You still got a chimp in a suit. So you’ve shaved off his fur, Give him a dandy little topper, And a cheap little hat! |
As for my earlier post, look here.