| April Fool | |
 deedeebythebay |
smiles. All the time. |
| dieppe |
paints your head orange. |
| divasteph |
legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa. |
| ellipticcurve |
trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. |
| estherchaya |
shaves your kidneys. |
| gyesika |
buys you a Russian Bride. |
| jumbach |
sells your house on Ebay. |
| kuni_izumi |
enlists you in the French Foreign Legion. |
| shutterbug93 |
eggs your car. |
| talonvaki |
glues your cat to your bedroom ceiling. |
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