You Can Never Trust Your Friends, Especially Today

April Fool
deedeebythebay	smiles. All the time.
dieppe	paints your head orange.
divasteph	legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
ellipticcurve	trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
estherchaya	shaves your kidneys.
gyesika	buys you a Russian Bride.
jumbach	sells your house on Ebay.
kuni_izumi	enlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
shutterbug93	eggs your car.
talonvaki	glues your cat to your bedroom ceiling.
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