Birthday Wishes for zarchasmpgmr

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John. He pulls out a beret and replaces his Sheriff’s hat, gives a saunty “hoh-hoh-hoh”, and pulls out his accordion. He then launches into “Joyeux anniversaire!”:

Joyeux Anniversaire
Joyeux Anniversaire
Joyeux Anniversaire zarchasmpgmr
Joyeux Anniversaire

He then changes the key, and sings:

Nous te souhaitons un joyeux anniversaire
nos voeux de bonheur profonds et sincères
Beaucoup d’amour et une santé de fer
Un joyeux anniversaire
Nous te souhaitons un joyeux anniversaire
Pour que t’aies tout bon pour l’année entière
la réussite et la joie que tu espères
Un joyeux anniversaire

[Did you know you can pick which song the Sheriff sings for you on your birthday? It’s easy. Just visit the 6th Annual Birthday Poll on Livejournal or the parallel note on Facebook. Note that if you want the birdie to be able to inform the Sheriff about your birthday, you need to make sure your birth month and day is in your LJ or FB profile, and it is visible to your friends. Note that the Sheriff only sings a song if I know you personally or you’re a regular commenter. So don’t lurk!]