OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and pulls out a keyboard and a sampler. Adjusting his equipment, he starts playing and singing in the style of Cibo Matto the song “Birthday Cake” for in_quinecorners:
| Shut up and eat! Too bad, no bon appetit! Shut up and eat! You know my love is sweet! Yes, I’m cooking for my son and his wife Shut up and eat! It’s food nouveau Extra sugar, extra salt Shut up and eat! |
You were born in the 60s We made a war with the Vietnamese We loved LSD, we died easily Can we just say cest la vie? So what! Say what! For your own sake Do you have a headache or heartbreak? Are you made or broken by the birthday cake? You may be slow on the uptake I pour pot in the birthday cake So what! say what! for my own sake Watch out yo! Here I come yo! I’m gonna change to a rattlesnake Turn up the TV! do you agree? Yeah, I’m talking turkey take it from me I’m gonna show my love for my dove but it’s moldy, mom, isn’t it? Extra sugar, extra salt Shut up and eat! |
[Yes, it’s here. The 5th Annual Birthday Song Poll. So, if you want to make sure that the Sheriff sings the song you want, please fill out the poll. Note that if you want the birdie to be able to inform the Sheriff about your birthday, you need to make sure your birth month and day is in your profile, and it is visible to your friends. If you are a Facebook user and on LJ, please make sure I can connect your Facebook name with your LJ name. If you are a Facebook only user, you can’t vote in the poll until Facebook does OpenID, so get an LJ account!]
