OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform walks out and introduces himself as Sheriff John, and says, “I’m sorry, but the little birdie who tells me of birthdays was delayed due to airport congestion, so today we’re belatedly celebrating the birthday of honeywoney.” He clears his throat, and starts singing:
| A very merry unbirthday To me To who? To me Oh, you A very merry unbirthday Let’s all congratulate us with another cup of tea |
Now statistics prove Prove that you’ve one birthday Imagine just one birthday every year Ah, but there are 364 unbirthdays Preciselywhy we’re gathered here to cheer A very merry unbirthday |
[Yes, it’s here. The 3rd Annual Birthday Poll. So, if you want to make sure that the Sheriff sings the song you want, please fill out the poll. Oh, and if you want the birdie to be able to inform the Sheriff about your birthday, you need to make sure your birth month and day is in your profile, and it is visible to your friends]
