Talking to God

According to CNN, Pat Robertson has said that God spoke to him, and God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would cause a “mass killing” late in 2007. As to whether it would be nuc-u-lar, Robertson said “The Lord didn’t say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that.” God also said, he claims, that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.

His past track record is pretty good, according to CNN. Robertson suggested in January 2006 that God punished then-Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon with a stroke for ceding Israeli-controlled land to the Palestinians. The broadcaster predicted in January 2004 that President Bush would easily win re-election.

But, then again, in May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America’s coastline in 2006.

Robertson also said that God accepts Master Card and Visa.

Well, maybe not the last part. God does accept Discover, however.

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