(TLAP) Pirate Names

As Talk Like a Pirate Day is only 19 days away, it is time to figure out my name.

Jason Schock’s Pirate Name Generator gives me the name: Pirate Enrico the Off-White.

Stupid Stuff’s Generator gives: Vicious Ned The Ripper.

Fidius (which generates piss-poor HTML) gives: Black Davy Rackham, with the analysis: Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

According to this site, my name is Geedunk Parr.

Hmmmm, I’m just not sure. Which one to choose, which one to choose?

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