OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and says: “Today, folks, we have an unusual request, for a song from a group called, uhh, Concrete Blonde (hey, Bob, is that a real group name?). In any case, I’ll try to sing this right with my ukulele here, as we wish the happiest of birthdays to mommyathome“:
Outside in the hall there’s a catfight It’s well after midnight I guess I’ll be allright I’m laid out on the floor Drunk and poor How much longer how much more Rock me to sleep |
They’re at it again next door This whole floor I swear They’re out to drive me crazy Not right now I’m high as a cloud I’m soft and gray and lazy …neon in the window …sirens far away …news on the radio happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday Fly me |
[Please remember, if you fill out the updated poll in this posting, I can make sure you get the birthday song you want.]