(meme) Tell Me About Yourself

Our first lunchtime meme, prepared by mortuus, consisting of pasta in a meaty meme sauce.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF – The Survey
Name: Daniel
Birthday: January 21
Birthplace: Inglewood, California
Current Location: El Segundo, California
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5′ 6″
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left (I’m a very sinister person)
Your Heritage: Russian, German, with a little French. Jewish.
The Shoes You Wore Today: REI Hiking Shoes, due to my sore foot.
Your Weakness: I don’t like change in my life.
Your Fears: Change.
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken, Spinach, and Garlic.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Declutter the house, one way or another.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: IM? Don’t use it.
Thoughts First Waking Up: 4:45 again?
Your Best Physical Feature: Well, gf_guruilla says it is my (hsss. connection lost)
Your Bedtime: Between 10p and 1130p
Your Most Missed Memory: I forget. Seriously, memories of my brother and childhood.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: In-N-Out. It’s what a burger is all about.
Single or Group Dates: A nice dinner with my wife, gf_guruilla.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Blech. The real stuff: Iced Darjeeling, brewed fresh.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, Dark.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Feh! Coffee belongs only in ice cream or covered in dark chocolate.
Do you Smoke: Hell no!
Do you Swear: See above.
Do you Sing: In the key of off.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Ummm, BS UCLA 1982, MS UCLA 1985. Not sure I’m up to going back.
Do you want to get Married: Yes, as demonstrated on 8/17/1985. This year will be 20 years.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes. Otherwise, I’d disappear.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Rarely.
Do you think you are Attractive: Handsome, you mean. Yeah, but a little pudgy.
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: I did with my dad. My mom and I, well, nuff said.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Not really.
Do you play an Instrument: Not really.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: A little wine, perhaps.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only prescription ones.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I’ve gone out with my wife. We really don’t call those dates.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Well, one of the Oreo 6-cookie snack packs, if that counts.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No. I taught a class in late January, though.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not that I know of.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No. It’s February, man!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: You don’t want to see me drunk. I talk more.
Ever been called a Tease: No.
Ever been Beaten up: No.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, when I was around 6. My dad made me bring the gum back, pay for it, and apologize to the store manager. Never since.
How do you want to Die: In my sleep, at a ripe old age.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Do I have to?
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia, one of these days.

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