internet_addict provided a pointer to a site called Gizoogle that provides an, umm, translation of your site. I tried it on my California Highways page:
| Welcome ta tha California Highways Site . Yippie yo, you can’t see my flow. Frizzay this page, you can access a variety of 411 related ta California highways n California highway history t-h-to-tha-izzat I have collected over tha years . You gotta check dis shit out yo. I welcome comments n corrections ta this information; you may reach me by send’n Email ta playa.
This site should cracka mizzost of yo questions from tha streets of tha L-B-C. Howeva, there stizzay may be a few questions thizzat aren’t covered by tha areas in tha site. If you question remains unanswered killa dippin’ tha site, pleaze chizzay tha Cracka Frequently Asked Questions , n if tizzle doesn’t work, pleaze send me email at cracka.
 Note: The California Highways Site is not affilated wit or sponsored by Caltrans, tha California Department of Transportizzle. Although I truely appreciate tha support thizzat Caltrans stizzaff have provided me to-tha-izzin doing research, n tha kind words they hizzle sizzent me regard’n tha informizzles on this site. If you hizzle questions pimpin’ operation of tha state highways, or thizzay is of a legal or regulatory nature, pleaze contact Caltrans directly at http://www.dot.ca.gov/ . Aint no stoppin’ this shit ni—. I’ll be glad ta hustla any question I ciznan, but this is a hobbyist site. If you is look’n fo` the current status of a particizzles state route, try tha Caltrans Highway Status page. The California Highway Patrol also maintains a Traffic Incident Pizzy. If you have a maintenance problem ta report, use tha Caltrans Maintenance Report Form.
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Absolutely hilarious.
