You’re Getting Thirsty….

Here are a few interesting news items from lunchtime news reading, all dealing with libations in one way or another:

  • From the “The Old Brown Jug” Department: The NY Times has a nice article today on the resurgence of… moonshine. Yup, that old “white dog” is back (that’s what was in those XXX brown jugs): the distilled grain liquor that hasn’t been aged and acquired its color yet. Note, however, that this is definately a case of “don’t try this at home”—that is, making the stuff, not drinking the stuff.
  • From the “And You Thought Guinness Was Strong” Department: Speaking of distillation, the LA Times has an interesting article on how breweries are competing to make the strongest beer, that is, a beer with the highest alcohol content. This includes “Tactical Nuclear Penguin,” a stout that measures 32% alcohol, and a 41% “quadruple India Pale Ale” called “Sink the Bismarck”.
  • From the “Some Coffee Will Sober You Up” Department: After all that drinking, you’ll want some coffee. The LA Times has an interesting article on whether the quest for the perfect cup of coffee has gone too far? Has it become absurd? Whatever happened to a basic cup of coffee?

Now, I must disclose that none of this has meaning for me. I’ve (luckily) never acquired a taste for hard liquor, and as for beer, I think I’ve only tasted one that I could actually swallow more than a sip. Coffee? My attitude is that coffee is only palatable covered in dark chocolate or blended into ice cream.

For me, the best “liquor” is a great tea.

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Birthday Wishes for kay_gmd

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and pulls out his accordion, and then starts singing the Birthday Cake Polka for kay_gmd:

Put another candle on my birthday cake
We’re gonna bake a birthday cake
Put another candle on my birthday cake
I’m another year old today

I’m gonna have a party with my birthday cake
Come on and take some birthday cake
Put another candle on my birthday cake
I’m another year old today

    We’ll have some pie and sandwiches
And chocolate ice cream too
We’ll sing and play the day away
And one more thing I’m gonna do

I’ll blow out the candles on my birthday cake
And when I do, a wish I’ll make
Put another candle on my birthday cake
I’m another year old today

Happy Birthday to You
You’re another year old today.

[Did you know you can pick which song the Sheriff sings for you on your birthday? It’s easy. Just visit the 6th Annual Birthday Poll on Livejournal or the parallel note on Facebook. Note that if you want the birdie to be able to inform the Sheriff about your birthday, you need to make sure your birth month and day is in your LJ or FB profile, and it is visible to your friends. Note that the Sheriff only sings a song if I know you personally or you’re a regular commenter. So don’t lurk!]

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