Musings on Freberg

I just posted one piece from Stan Freberg’s United States of America. Although this was written in 1962, it is amazing how it resonates today.

J: I’ve got this petition I’ve been circulating around the neighborhood. I kinda’ thought you would like to sign it or something. It’s called a Declaration of Independence.
F: Yeah, I heard about that. Sounds a little suspect if you ask me.

Yeah, the current administration might consider such a petition “suspect”. It advocates overthrowing a government when the leaders forget their responsibilities to the people.

F: I’ll tell you Tom, I’m with you in spirit. I’m sure you understand that, but I got to play it conservative. I’m a businessman.

So where is the business community when the rights of the people are threatened? Playing it safe. Conservative. Gotta protect that bottom line profit.

F: You better get them to sign it in the next couple of days, before they all take off for the Fourth of July weekend.

And of course, the people. Sheeps. We’re all against what the goverment is doing… unless it interferes with our weekend plans.

Sigh.

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What do you mean you cooked the turkey, Charlie?

In honor of the day. Enjoy your roast eagle, with all the trimmings, with your family. I know I will:

Take an Indian To Lunch

Take an Indian to lunch this week
Show him we’re a regular bunch this week
Show him we’re as liberal as can be
Let him know he’s almost as good as we

Make a feathered friend feel fed this week
Overlook the fact he’s red this week
Let him share our Quaker Oats
‘Cause he’s useful when he votes
Take an Indian to lunch

Two, four, six, eight, who do we tolerate
Indians, Indians, rah; rah; rah

Take an Indian to lunch this week
Let him sit right down and munch this week
Let’s give in and all do the brotherhood bit
Just make sure we don’t make a habit of it

Take an Indian to dine this week
Show him we don’t draw the line this week
We know everyone can’t be
As American as we
(After all, we came over on the Mayflower)
Take an Indian
(Not a wooden Indian)
But a real, live Indian
To lunch!

The Luncheon Under The Trees

Narrator: Needless to say, the luncheon there under the trees was a great success, and a good time was had by Puritan and Indian alike. Everything came off beautifully with the exception of one minor catastrophe.

Mayor: What do you mean you cooked the turkey, Charlie?
Charlie: Well, I cooked the turkey, that’s all.
Mayor: You put our national bird in the oven. Is that correct?
Charlie: Yeah, well I, uh …
Mayor: And all of us had our mouths set for roast eagle with all the trimmings.
Charlie: Yeah, well I, uh …
Mayor: You did a thing like that?
Charlie: Well, the two birds were lying there side by side.
Mayor: The *turkey* was for the centerpiece, Charlie, I mean …
Charlie: Well, they looked so much alike that I, uh …
Mayor: Well, we blew it now. They’re all sitting down at the tables out there.
Charlie: Yeah, yeah.
Mayor: … starting on their little nut cups already. Just have to switch the birds, that’s all.
Charlie: Yeah, well …
Mayor: Serve them turkey instead of eagle. But it’s kinda scrawny-lookin’, isn’t it?
Charlie: Yeah, well I thought I’d stuff some old bread in it and make it look a little fatter.
Mayor: You do that, OK?

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I only have a few dubloons on me, so if you direct me to the nearest bank, I’ll get a check cashed

In 1961, the humorist Stan Freberg issued Volume 1 of The United States of America, a musical telling of the founding of America through the Battle of Yorktown (Volume 2 goes through the end of World War I (“They’ll never be another war…”)). The first scene on Volume 1 relates the story of how the Indians discovered Columbus. As today is Columbus Day, I present a transcription of the scene:

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What business of yours are my cheeks?

I’m happy.

While googling around on a break (I got in at 5:30am this morning), I discovered that Omaha is online in Real Media format.

What is Omaha? Here’s the description:

Rarely has a theatrical event been awaited with such rhapsodic expectations as 1958’s incontestable musical champion “Omaha!” Certain skeptics shook their heads and announced, “It cannot be done,” when Stan Freberg made public his intention to turn a commercial into a full-length musical. The valiant Freberg turned a deaf ear on the skeptics and proceeded on the work which, he exclaims, “has all my life been burning within me like a brazier of hot coals, crying out ‘hear me ! play me ! sing me!'”

The story, terrifying in its understatement, occurs in the small Midwestern city of Omaha, Nebraska, a city rich in comedy, rich in the tragedy of the Plains. The tale is that of an Omaha boy swiped by gypsies at an early age and reared in the shadow of tea leaves, who returns to his native city to wreak vengeance on the town’s fun-loving citizens in a heartless and unusual fashion.

Asked if the plot is autobiographical, Freberg’s pale blue eyes mist over and a shy smile plays about his mouth as he toys with the giant golden earring borne by his right ear. A more direct answer than that single subtle indication he will not give.

In its conception and execution, “Omaha!” is indeed a one-man work. The writer of the show’s book, lyrics and music, it’s producer-director, young Freberg plays the starring role of Biff as well. He brings to the swashbuckling devil-may-care hero a sensitivity, a poignant insight unparalleled in American theatre.

Each individual performance, actually, is a theatrical landmark. Has a heroine ever been played with such wry innocence, such primal strength as is Julie, portrayed by Frances Osborne? Her arresting vibrato moved Freberg nearly to tears. The great military leader, Major Bowes, upon hearing Miss Osborne perform as a child, rose quickly from his chair and announced, “This is a voice I will not easily forget.” Byron Kane, as Eustace K. ButterNut, is a poem of villainy. He elicits from the character — a deep and passionate one to begin with — moods and overtones of moods that Freberg never dreamed possible in the writing.

As for the show’s songs and their bittersweet Billy May arrangements, nothing that can be said of them will really capture their special quality. From the haunting strains of the show’s love ballad, I Look In Your Face And I See Omaha, to the rollicking rhythms of the title song there is not an ordinary moment, not a moment that doesn’t crackle with lustiness and joie.

In short: Omaha is a 8½ minute commerical, where the product’s name is only mentioned in the last minute. It is really rare. Further, the site it comes from looks really neat: Old Top 40 Radio Air-Checks. So, if you want to hear old Top 40 radio air checks, explore this site.

What’s interesting is that I’ve already got a different version of Omaha, where the mysterious stranger, with the Butternut Coffee shaped birthmark, robs the town at the end, forcing them to put their hands up, after they’ve been down for so long. You see, a gypsy curse made them burst into song and keep their hands up in the manner of a Broadway show until the stranger returned.

Omaha Moon, Keep Shining
On Omaha Keep Shining Down…

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You out of luck today. Bank Closed

In 1961, the humorist Stan Freberg issued Volume 1 of The United States of America, a musical telling of the founding of America through the Battle of Yorktown (Volume 2 goes through the end of World War I (“They’ll never be another war…”)). The first scene on Volume 1 relates the story of how the Indians discovered Columbus. As today is Columbus Day, I present a transcription of the scene:

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Better Get Them To Sign It Today…

 

…before they all take off for the Fourth of July Weekend

Stan Freberg

Tonight we had a lovely evening of gaming and friends at the home of . My family (m’self, gf_guruilla, Small & Feisty), together with ixixlix and her family (S and J), ellipticcurve, gyesika and her husband, and two of ixixlix’s friends, all gathered together for swimming, gaming, and great food. A big thank you to our host and hostess. We played lots of games (Ticket to Ride, High Society, Coloretto, Loco, and Fluxx), and had lots more fun.

[Of course, I wish I felt a little better. Why is it whenever you have a three day weekend, that’s invariably when a cold hits you. I’ve kept it reasonably suppressed with throat losenges and “Dayquil”-equivalent, but I think I’m going to have to rest tomorrow.]

“Franklin: You sure its not going to start a revolution or anything?
Jefferson: Trust me.

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