You Can’t Fry in Space and other Food News

userpic=pastramiEarlier today I wrote about the dim sum restaurant that was the source of lunch. Continuing that trend, here’s some additional food news:

And for the last word, it is important to remember the words of Alton Brown back in 2005:

Here’s what it comes down to kids. Ronald McDonald doesn’t give a damn about you. Neither does that little minx Wendy or any of the other icons of drivethroughdom. And you know what, they’re not supposed to. They’re businesses doing what businesses do. They don’t love you. They are not going to laugh with you on your birthdays, or hold you when you’re sick and sad. They won’t be with you when you graduate, when your children are born or when you die. You will be with you and your family and friends will be with you. And, if you’re any kind of human being, you will be there for them. And you know what, you and your family and friends are supposed to provide you with nourishment too. That’s right folks, feeding someone is an act of caring. We will always be fed best by those that care, be it ourselves or the aforementioned friends and family.

We are fat and sick and dying because we have handed a basic, fundamental and intimate function of life over to corporations. We choose to value our nourishment so little that we entrust it to strangers. We hand our lives over to big companies and then drag them to court when the deal goes bad. This is insanity.

 

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The Hazards of Fame

userpic=obama-supermanToday’s post brings together three articles, all loosely connected regarding the hazards of fame:

Music: Welcome to the Club (1989 Original Broadway Cast): “Southern Comfort”

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Science News Chum: Appendices, Dolphins, Food, Politics, and One Dog

userpic=cyborgToday’s skimming of the news sites over lunch has unearthed a fair number of articles all relating to science and scientific stuff:

  • Useless No More. For the longest time, the term “appendix” has referred to something that could be removed without harm; something felt to be useless (although often, especially in government documents, the appendices often contain more information than the main part of the document). However, science is learning more about the appendix, and finding it may not be useless after all. In particular, ScienceNow/HuffPost is reporting that the appendix evolved independently over 30 times. This is yet another acknowledgment of the apparent usefulness of the appendix. The current belief, by the way, is that the appendix harbors the good gut bacteria when something bad is overtaking the gut. I’ve yet to come up with a good analogy between this use and Appendix F in NIST SP 800-53.
  • I Call Your Name. Humans tend to look for things that make us unique, and thus superior. But more and more we are finding that we are just another animal. Today’s example: Discovery is reporting that dolphins call each other by name. Now what I found interesting was the comment in the article that “it can be challenging to study dolphin signature whistles, since it’s difficult to identify which particular dolphin is emitting the sounds, and whether or not the sounds are just mimicked copies.”. I’m sure if dolphins were studying human speech, they might be, umm, saying the same thing.
  • Engineering Food. The New York Times has a very interesting article about the science behind food — in particular, the lengths to which commercial companies will go in order to get you to buy (and buy, and keep buying) their food. The article goes into a number of detailed examples where particular engineering adjustments were made in the composition of the food to make it more addictive appealing to consumers. In many ways, reading this will make you even more wary of commercially processed foods. Of course, everytime I read something like this I feel the urge to shout the words of Alton Brown, which once appeared on his old blog:

    Here’s what it comes down to kids. Ronald McDonald doesn’t give a damn about you. Neither does that little minx Wendy or any of the other icons of drivethroughdom. And you know what, they’re not supposed to. They’re businesses doing what businesses do. They don’t love you. They are not going to laugh with you on your birthdays, or hold you when you’re sick and sad. They won’t be with you when you graduate, when your children are born or when you die. You will be with you and your family and friends will be with you. And, if you’re any kind of human being, you will be there for them. And you know what, you and your family and friends are supposed to provide you with nourishment too. That’s right folks, feeding someone is an act of caring. We will always be fed best by those that care, be it ourselves or the aforementioned friends and family.We are fat and sick and dying because we have handed a basic, fundamental and intimate function of life over to corporations. We choose to value our nourishment so little that we entrust it to strangers. We hand our lives over to big companies and then drag them to court when the deal goes bad. This is insanity.

    One additional thing related to this article. The article goes into details about how Dr. Pepper designed a new flavor, and how Coca-Cola tinkers with its flavors. Both note that the actual formulation is secret. This, of course, raises the question of how they do kosher certification of Coca-Cola. Wonder no more.

  • You Say Tomato. As we’re talking about food here, another big issue in food is how we have been genetically adapting and engineering our foods to be “better”. There’s lots of fighting over whether genetically engineered food is safe (go head… go to Google News and search on “genetically engineered food”), and even over the profits. One thing generally agreed, however, is that genetic engineering has broken… the tomato. It is hard and flavorless. Well, science is coming to the rescue by trying to engineer a better tasting tomato.
  • We Knew They Were Off In The Head. Evidently, brain scans can determine political party preferences. A lot of this has to do with how the brain assesses risk (something humans are notoriously bad at). Recent investigations into the psychology of liberals and conservatives have found a number of subtle differences, from conservatives exhibiting more squeamishness to liberals paying less attention to negative stimuli or threats. In particular, a 2011 study published in the journal Current Biology found differences in some brain structures between politically liberal and political conservative young adults. Many of these areas were linked to risk-assessment and decision-making. Here’s a good example of how we are bad at assessing risk, from a wonderful Freakanomics episode dealing with effective approaches regarding guns: which is riskier: letting your child visit a friend’s house where there is a swimming pool, or letting your child visit a friend’s house where there are guns?
  • Monotheists Believe in One Dog. Some interesting research has found a biological marker that is indicative of dyslexia. According to the study authors, there is a relationship between a person’s ability to read and how their brain encodes sounds. This is because, according to the researchers, people learn language skills by making meaningful associations between sounds and information. The most difficult sounds for the brain to encode are consonants, which are shorter and contain more complex sounds compared to vowels, which tend to have longer and simple intonations. More stable brain responses to these sounds can lead to easier interpretation of both aural and written words.

 

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Remember The Motives!

In early March, the Los Angeles Times did a nice piece on the lost of artwork from the former Home Savings of America buildings, which was cited in today’s Lost LA column. It’s an interesting article (and I urge you to read it), but I want to highlight one quote that struck me:

National banks, masters of derivative finance, do not care about our homes, our savings or our nation beyond their potential to generate management bonuses.

Think about this when you decide where to place your money: A big national institution, or a local credit union. Which one is more likely to care about your community? Or, as Alton Brown once put it in a different context:

Here’s what it comes down to kids. Ronald McDonald doesn’t give a damn about you. Neither does that little minx Wendy or any of the other icons of drivethroughdom. And you know what, they’re not supposed to. They’re businesses doing what businesses do. They don’t love you. They are not going to laugh with you on your birthdays, or hold you when you’re sick and sad. They won’t be with you when you graduate, when your children are born or when you die. You will be with you and your family and friends will be with you. And, if you’re any kind of human being, you will be there for them. And you know what, you and your family and friends are supposed to provide you with nourishment too. That’s right folks, feeding someone is an act of caring. We will always be fed best by those that care, be it ourselves or the aforementioned friends and family.

We are fat and sick and dying because we have handed a basic, fundamental and intimate function of life over to corporations. We choose to value our nourishment so little that we entrust it to strangers. We hand our lives over to big companies and then drag them to court when the deal goes bad. This is insanity.

Our financial system is in poor shape because we entrusted it to people who care more about making money for themselves first, and their shareholder second, than improving the communities in which they exist. Our politics are in poor shape because we have been electing people who put their political party first, and what is right for this country and all the inhabitants of this country (as opposed to just their contributors) first.

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Popeye Shoulda Bought Locally

Where did Popeye live, anyway?

Today, the Los Angeles Times is reporting on the alert mother who identified raw spinach as the source of her children’s distress. In a related story, the Times is also reporting on how a Salinas based lettuce grower voluntarily recalled 8,500 cartons of lettuce Sunday after tests found E. coli contamination in the water used for irrigation.

friday18 has an interesting take on this in her journal. She addresses the role of the FDA in all of this, and the idiocy of a proposed Food Safety Agency. Just what we need: a new government agency to fix up one that didn’t work in one case. Perhaps this is the FEMA solution.

More significantly, she has a pointer to Alton Brown’s take on the subject. As usual, Mr. Good Eats has an insightful analysis, focusing on the key aspect: If we only ate locally grown produce, the problem (a) would have been found sooner, and (b) would have been localized. To quote Mr. Eats:

21 states affected by spinach grown not only in one state but in one region of one state. Had the spinach stayed near home odds are good this would have been caught sooner. But packaging and trucking just gave the 0157:H7 time to grow. (For some reason I’m reminded of Charlie Sheen in Apocalypse Now talking about “…every minute Charlie squats in the bush he gets stronger…”.) What’s my point? Had the big chain grocers and restaurant suppliers purchased locally grown produce, this wouldn’t have happened. But don’t blame them. Nope. Blame us. By demanding fresh spinach year round (or anything else for that matter) we create the monster. It’s like Dan Akroyd thinking of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in Ghost Busters. Our own unnatural desires and our refusal to consume locally grown foods have brought us to this sorry state.

And to make matters worse, our ever-wise government has told us to eat no fresh spinach at all. They could have advised us to eat only locally grown spinach but Noooooooo. Let’s shoot every poor farmer in America that’s doing his or her job in the foot. And why? Because we can’t sort out what went there when and how and what it might have touched or been near. Here’s the news kids: when the system gets this big and out of whack, all the king’s horses and all the king’s men (and the USDA and the CDC, and the FDA) cannot keep us safe. I want you to think about that a minute. It’s not their fault. it simply cannot be done. It should not be done.

That always bothered me about this whole spinach recall thing: What made them think a bacteria was present in all spinach throughout the world? It made no sense. Yes, restrict the problematic area, but permit people to use farmers they know and trust.

I’ve always been leary of non-US produce. We consider our produce safe in this country, and it usually is. But we eat grapes and apples from Chile, and other fruit from who knows where… and water cleanliness standards do tend to be weaker in developing countries. Is this all safe? Have we just been lucky so far? I think it is time to go back to buying my produce at the local Farmer’s Markets.

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Ronald McDonald Doesn’t Care About You… and Neither Does That Little Minx Wendy

Today’s US Today (which I was reading during lunch at my workshop) carries an article about how McDonald’s is kicking off a school PE program.This program, called “Passport to Play“, provides children with a passport for various international sports such as Boomerang Golf (from Australia), Mr. Daruma Fell Down (from Japan), Korfball (from Holland), and Hide the Snake (from the Vatican). Of course, the passport is emblazened with the golden arches. Why do they have the program? According to Bill Lamar, McDonald’s chief marketing officer, “This is part of our ongoing committment to having children realize the importance of eating right and staying active.”

I guess the marketing department of McDonalds defines eating right as eating at McDonalds. I’m just loving it.

We all need to remember the teachings of Alton Brown: Ronald McDonald doesn’t care about you… and neither does that little minx Wendy. Your family cares about you and feeding you right. Corporate entities care about making money. McDonalds is not doing this campaign to get kids to eat healthy. That’s like believing that WalMart positioned the water and food supplies near the hurricane areas in order to benefit the survivors. Nonsense: they positioned them there so they could sell them faster. It was just good luck that they were able to appear to be a good citizen by helping folks out.

McDonalds is doing this for the same reason there was a cartoon camel: Get the logo out in front of children, and they will buy.

My prediction: With the way the “obesity epidemic” is being vilified in the media and by the medical establishment, we will soon seen lawsuits about fast food marketing… just like we saw them about tobacco marketing. This attempt to market might come back to haunt them. Just imagine, 20 years from now, having to show your ID that you’re 18 in order to buy fast food. Sorry son, you’re too young… it’s granola for you.

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Ronald McDonald doesn’t give a damn about you. Neither does that little minx Wendy.

Yesterday, a discussion on one of my posts prompted me to repost some wonderful words from Alton Brown about Fast Food establishments and eating out:

Here’s what it comes down to kids. Ronald McDonald doesn’t give a damn about you. Neither does that little minx Wendy or any of the other icons of drivethroughdom. And you know what, they’re not supposed to. They’re businesses doing what businesses do. They don’t love you. They are not going to laugh with you on your birthdays, or hold you when you’re sick and sad. They won’t be with you when you graduate, when your children are born or when you die. You will be with you and your family and friends will be with you. And, if you’re any kind of human being, you will be there for them. And you know what, you and your family and friends are supposed to provide you with nourishment too. That’s right folks, feeding someone is an act of caring. We will always be fed best by those that care, be it ourselves or the aforementioned friends and family.

We are fat and sick and dying because we have handed a basic, fundamental and intimate function of life over to corporations. We choose to value our nourishment so little that we entrust it to strangers. We hand our lives over to big companies and then drag them to court when the deal goes bad. This is insanity.

Today’s Washington Post, which I’m reading while I’m eating my lunch of wonderful Cuban food, echoes this point. It notes that many restaurants are abandoning the healthy low-fat menu items they added a few years ago in favor of high fat high calore items. Why? Because that’s what people are buying.

Translation: They will sell what makes the profit, not what is good for you.

The article notes that

Food researchers say people are slowly changing their eating habits, but mostly when they eat at home. In consumer surveys conducted by market-research firm Technomic Inc. of Chicago, “a clear majority said that they’re less concerned and do not follow what they believe are good dietary habits when they’re eating away from home,” said company president Ron Paul.

Again, this echoes Alton Brown: The people that care about you will feed you right. Don’t expect corporate america to do it…. and, by the way, this extends to the difference between package products and making it from scratch.

So, tonight, go home and have a healthy dinner with the people you love. Including yourself.

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