Some of this is true. Some isn’t. Guess which.
- From the “Imagine the Airport Searches” Department: According to British intelligence services (who have intercepted communications), al-Qaida terrorists have gone beyond shoes and liquids. They are now thinking about implanting bombs in, um, implants. That’s right. British spy satellites intercepted al-Qaida communications from Pakistan and Yemen, discussing plans to use women as suicide bombers using explosives concealed in implants.Fox News has also reported that the British intelligence service also learned of a plan to insert explosives in buttock implants for male bombers.
- From the “Look, a Distraction” Department: We have serious problems in this state; we must fix the—look, a squirrel. Yup, Squirrel is a new term, according to the OC Register, for an unneccessary distraction. In fact, one Orange County group has even set up a site where it lists a number of squirrels. Not to be outdone, the people in Los Angeles have started referring to the people fighting over the DWP increase as “drips”.
- From the “What’s In a Name” Department: We all know how Google renamed itself Topeka today. Not to be outdone, Microsoft’s search engine, Bing, has decided to rename itself Arnold.