OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, strums his guitar, and says: “This is for larymotrmn“:
This is your birthday song, it isn’t very long
The Sheriff then walks offstage, and a group of three guys walk onstage. They sing the following song for mortuus:
Once a year we celebrate With stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you were able to make Another trip around the sun And the whole clan gathers round Happy birthday! |
So let’s drink to your fading health And hope you don’t remind yourself The chance of finding fame and wealth Decrease with every year Does it feel like you’re doing laps Happy birthday! |
If cryogenics were all free Then you could live like Walt Disney And live for all eternity Inside a block of ice But instead your time is set Happy birthday! |
[Yes, it’s here. The 4th Annual Birthday Poll. So, if you want to make sure that the Sheriff sings the song you want, please fill out the poll. Note that if you want the birdie to be able to inform the Sheriff about your birthday, you need to make sure your birth month and day is in your profile, and it is visible to your friends]