OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and pulls out his accordion, and says:
“Boys and girls, many years ago, baugh217 selected “None of the Above” on the Birthday Poll. Ever since then, I’ve had to come up with a new song every year for him (which is getting harder and harder). This year I searched and searched, until I found the following tune, sung to the pirate classic “Blow the Man Down”, with lyrics by Heather Alexander”
He keys an “A” note, and then says… “This is for you, baugh217”:
| You say it’s your birthday, well, tell me who cares. Yo-ho, so it’s your birthday. We’ll tie up your feet, make you walk down the stairs. Yo-ho, so it’s your birthday. A cake with the candles all over the place. Yo-ho, Yo-ho, Yo-ho, so it’s your birthday. |
You’ll get lots of presents, tied up in a sack. Yo-ho, so it’s your birthday. And when you unwrap them, we’ll take them all back. Yo-ho, so it’s your birthday. But we love you; so don’t get us wrong. Yo-ho, Yo-ho, Yo-ho, so it’s your birthday. |
[Yes, it’s here. The 4th Annual Birthday Poll. So, if you want to make sure that the Sheriff sings the song you want, please fill out the poll. Note that if you want the birdie to be able to inform the Sheriff about your birthday, you need to make sure your birth month and day is in your profile, and it is visible to your friends]
