OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a bright green silk uniform (with antique military buttons) strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, puts on a pair of oval wire-rim glasses, picks up an electric guitar, and starts singing Birthday for stuck_in_ma:
| You say it’s your birthday It’s my birthday too–yeah They say it’s your birthday We’re gonna have a good time I’m glad it’s your birthday Happy birthday to you. Yes we’re going to a party party |
I would like you to dance–Birthday Take a cha-cha-cha-chance-Birthday I would like you to dance–Birthday Dance I would like you to dance–Birthday You say it’s your birthday |
He then turns to the TV viewers, and says, “We have a second birthday to celebrate today. cyan_blue, this one’s for you.” He then pulls out his accordion, and then starts singing the Birthday Cake Polka:
| Put another candle on my birthday cake We’re gonna bake a birthday cake Put another candle on my birthday cake I’m another year old today I’m gonna have a party with my birthday cake |
We’ll have some pie and sandwiches And chocolate ice cream too We’ll sing and play the day away And one more thing I’m gonna do I’ll blow out the candles on my birthday cake Happy Birthday to You |
[Yes, it’s here. The 3rd Annual Birthday Poll. So, if you want to make sure that the Sheriff sings the song you want, please fill out the poll.]
