OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and, but wait… he’s wearing sunglasses, and swaying back and forth. He pulls out his 88-key accordion, and says, “This one’s for you, elasticity, who was chosen to be born on a really great day”. He starts singing…
You know it doesn’t make much sense There ought to be a law against Anyone who takes offense At a day in your celebration Cause we all know in our minds That there ought to be a time That we can set aside To show just how much we love you And I’m sure you would agree It couldn’t fit more perfectly Than to have a world party on the day you came to be Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you I just never understood Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you |
Why has there never been a holiday Where peace is celebrated all throughout the world The time is overdue Happy birthday to you We know the key to unify all people |
[“Happy Birthday“, Stevie Wonder, 1980]
[Please remember, if you fill out the updated poll in this posting, I can make sure you get the birthday song you want. You should also note that LJ has updated their profile mechanism: you can now enter your birth day and month, but have it hide the specific year (while still providing it to LJ for statistical purposes). So, for those of you with no birthday information in your profile… go update it now.]
[And speaking of special days, don’t forget that you only have 10 shopping days until National Gorilla Suit Day. This is the perfect day to get that gorilla in your life what he or she really deserves: A banana creme pie. Remember, if you can’t wear your gorilla suit to work, be like the president and wear a business suit and eat a lot of bananas.]