My daughter just called me into the bathroom to kill a spider. As I killed it, I sang:
(grabs TP)
The Itsy-Bitsy spider went up the water spout
Out came the T P and snuffed the spider out
(drops TP into toilet)
Down went the spider, cir-cle-ing the drain.
The Itsy-Bitsy spider, won’t be seen again.
Yes, I can be silly sometimes.
