Did you know that Sunday, August 13th is Left Hander’s Day 2006. Just the right time to do something sinister.
Did you know:
- According to a just-released survey, left-handed men with at least some college education earned 15% more than similarly educated right-handers, while those who finished college earned about 26% more.
- A new survey shows that left-handed children have problems at school and get very little help from their teachers. This must make us independent go-getters, leading to the better salaries!
- That stuttering and dyslexia occur more often in left-handers. This is why I believe there is only one dog.
- That left-handers are generally more intelligent, better looking, imaginative and multi-talented than right handers. Just ask my wife. She’ll vouch for me.
But you poor right-handers needn’t suffer. There might be something sinister in you after all. And just remember, as six_gun_samurai said: “We may not be right, but we are what’s left.”
