OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 26″ Zenith console color television. It’s late afternoon, and an affable fellow with a microphone on a long, narrow stick comes out and says, “Dumb dora was so dumb, she put a BLANK on the birthday cake.” The first celebrity he turns to is a man decked out in a sheriff’s outfit. His name is John Rovack. The host says, Sheriff John, and says, “What is your answer?” The Sheriff reveals a card showing “sticks of TNT”. The audience applauds. The Sheriff then turns to the audience, and says, “we all know what she should have put on the cake, boys and girls”. He pulls out a guitar, strums an “A” note, and starts singing the Birthday Cake Polka for bossjock967:
| Put another candle on my birthday cake We’re gonna bake a birthday cake Put another candle on my birthday cake I’m another year old today I’m gonna have a party with my birthday cake |
We’ll have some pie and sandwiches And chocolate ice cream too We’ll sing and play the day away And one more thing I’m gonna do I’ll blow out the candles on my birthday cake Happy Birthday to You |
[Please remember, if you fill out the updated poll in this posting, I can make sure you get the birthday song you want.]
