(meme) Song Meme In The Spirit of the Day

A meme for the day, snarfed from barelyproper:

  1. Take the lyrics to a favorite song
  2. Go to Google LanguageTools, translate the lyrics into German, then from German to French, and finally from French back into English.
  3. Post the results verbatim.
  4. Invite friends to guess the song based on the interesting new lyrics.

What is things which we require for our Seder table? Those are the things which we require for our Seder table: We require a Seder plate for our Seder table. But the people ‘ the table are with the entour what us those the majority require.

What is things which we require for our Seder table? Those are the things which we require for our Seder table: We require a Kiddish basin. We require a Seder plate. But the people ‘ the table are with the entour what us those the majority require.

What is things which we require for our Seder table? Those are the things which we require for our Seder table: We require the three Matzot. We require a Kiddish basin. We require a Seder plate. But the people ‘ the table are with the entour what us those the majority require.

What is things which we require for our Seder table? Those are the things which we require for our Seder table. We require Haggadah. We require the three Matzot. We require a Kiddish basin. We require a Seder plate. But the people ‘ the table are with the entour what us those the majority require.

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I Guess It Is That Time, Isn’t It?

We’re busy cooking and cleaning for Pesach. Well… mostly cooking, as we never really get rid of all the chometz (i.e. products containing prohibited grains) anyway. So far, we’ve made a couple dozen hard-boiled eggs, have the lamb shank roasting, have the lamb for the 2nd seder marinating (using the recipe that we posted ages ago (September 1986, to be precise) to the Usenet cookbook, although this time we’ll use a crockpot). gf_guruilla is making a matza-almost-lasagne right now. I just finished making lots and lots of charosis, my specialty&#151lI can’t give you the recipe, because I always make it by taste, but it includes ground or finely chopped apples, walnuts, dates, prunes, cinnamon, and wine. Tomorrow will be even more cooking for the seder we host, but we’ll have help (ellipticcurve, a wonderful cook in her own right, will be here).

I’ve also gotten three loads of laundry done, and am working on getting the living room and den clean. We really do need a larger house (“Next Year In Granada Hills”), and I did get a chance to drive by one that might work. Complicating trying to see the inside is the fact that our broker doesn’t work on Shabbat, Sunday is Pesach, (if she’s observant) Monday is 2nd Day of Pesach, and Tuesday I’m on East Coast time taking the red-eye to Orlando, returning late Wednesday… and next week I’m out for sinus surgery. I know, this is what makes life exciting.

So, I’ll finish our last roll, enjoy my pesachik (meaning real sugar!) Dr. Browns Black Cherry soda, and get ready for what lies ahead.

Chag Sameach, y’all.

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Observations on the News – Wednesday, April 20, 2005

I normally do these about once a week, depending on what I find whilst perusing the morning’s headlines. So, while my tea steeps and cools, a little commentary:

  • Get Rid of DeLay without Delay. In further signs that Tom DeLay is losing it, CNN is reporting that Tom DeLay is criticizing Supreme Court Justice Kennedy as an activist judge. Speaking to Fox News, that bastion of unbiased journalism, DeLay said “We’ve got Justice Kennedy writing decisions based upon international law, not the Constitution of the United States? That’s just outrageous. And not only that, but he said in session that he does his own research on the Internet? That is just incredibly outrageous.” Gee, Tom, we don’t want people thinking on their own.

    DeLay has called repeatedly for the House to find a way to hold the federal judiciary accountable for its decisions, suggesting having the House Judiciary Committee to investigate the clause in the Constitution that says “judges can serve as long as they serve with good behavior. DeLay indicated that “We want to define what good behavior means. And that’s where you have to start.” Somehow, I think this man has lost the point of checks and balances. Again, to quote Morning Sedition: Wake Up sheeple! DeLay is bad news!

  • I See Dead People. And speaking of Kennedys, this time a dead one: CNN is also reporting that a steady stream of the faithful and the curious, many carrying flowers and candles, have flocked to an underpass of the Kennedy Expressway for a view of a yellow and white stain on a concrete wall that some believe is an image of the Virgin Mary. First grilled cheese sandwiches, the virgin on a soiled bedsheet, a chicken that looks like the pope (JP II), and the image of Christ on a rocker… these icons really get around.
  • Jack Sprat would eat no fat… An interesting juxtoposition. On the same day that the US Government released a new food pyramid, a report comes out of National Centers for Disease Control that people who are overweight have a lower risk of death than those of normal weight. The researchers found that the increased risk of death from obesity was not apparent until people became extremely heavy, a group that constitutes only 8% of Americans. Being very thin — even though the thinness was long-standing and unlikely to be caused by disease — caused a slight increase in the risk of death, the researchers report. Hmmm. Earlier I spoke of DeLay pushing agendas. Do you think someone else might be pushing an agenda with all the attacks on obesity, when the truth is very different?
  • My School Is Better Than Yours. During the bunch of housing posts I did a while back, I was exploring the academic quality of the schools in the San Fernando Valley. According to the Daily News, Cleveland High School in Reseda has turned itself around, just winning an award as a Distinguished School by the state Department of Education. The accomplishment was especially sweet because 70% of Cleveland students come from low-income households and one-third are English-language learners. Other LAUSD schools from the San Fernando Valley were the Sherman Oaks Center for Enriched Studies and Oliver Wendell Holmes in Northridge. Most interesting.
  • Why Is This Night Different? To close, the Daily News had an article on making Passover (which starts Saturday at sundown) different. This related to a new Passover cookbook. In that spirit, I would like to share a Passover Song I received from Rabbi Arnold Steibel this morning that honors Jewish women:

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