In honor of the day…
Narrator: The trouble continued to brew. It was a time for action, a time for words. On a hot July night in 1776, Benjamin Franklin was aroused from his work by the call of destiny.
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In honor of the day…
Narrator: The trouble continued to brew. It was a time for action, a time for words. On a hot July night in 1776, Benjamin Franklin was aroused from his work by the call of destiny.
Go visit your grandmother, Go tell your granny that you care. Don’t you know how glad she would be To look up and see You standing there? So go visit your grandmother, Go tell her everything’s all right. At the end of the play, Call a cabbie and say: “Take me to granny tonight.” Go visit your grandmother, |
Don’t be a louse like your brother Miltie He doesn’t know the meaning of guilty. He likes to call her an alte-kocker, Someday he’ll shock her off her rocker. Just you be nicer than he is, Go give the little lady a laugh. You went to Fire Island this summer, For God’s sake, show her the photograph! One thing I’m going to tell you, This truth is plainer than day: If it wasn’t for that little old darling, Where the hell would you be today? So give her her due, |
(From 70 Girls 70, Music by John Kander, Lyrics by Fred Ebb)
P.S. to mommyathome: Please pass our Mothers Day regards to your mom on our behalf.
I did this post last year. It is still applicable this year, so I feel like repeating it.
During this time of year, we are normally innudated with Christmas music. Now, if you happen to like Christmas music, that’s great. If you don’t (or if you’re not Christian), turning on the radio on December 1st is a moment you dread. Yet, this post is about Christmas (and holiday) music… specifically, the kind of music that you do not hear on the radio.
The question: What are your three favorite holiday songs or recordings that do not get commercial airplay or publicity? Provide the lyrics if you can (behind a cut)
Here are mine:
1. Christmas Dinner (Noel Paul Stookey 1969)
Although I’m not Christian, to me, this song embodies what I feel should be the spirit of the holiday. Alas, perhaps for that reason, I’ve never heard it played commercially.
[Originally recorded on the album Peter, Paul, and Mommy]
talonvaki posted this great link to an Animated T-Day Card for Vegetarians.
In honor of the day. Enjoy your roast eagle, with all the trimmings, with your family. I know I will:
Take an Indian to lunch this week Make a feathered friend feel fed this week Two, four, six, eight, who do we tolerate Take an Indian to lunch this week Take an Indian to dine this week |
Narrator: Needless to say, the luncheon there under the trees was a great success, and a good time was had by Puritan and Indian alike. Everything came off beautifully with the exception of one minor catastrophe. Mayor: What do you mean you cooked the turkey, Charlie? |
…we had something like 300-400 kids tonight. It seems that everyone and their brother brings their kids to our neighborhood to go trick or treating. Evidently, a neighbor down the street had his house decorations on the news, and there used to be a haunted house on ths street. I think between 6:30 and 7:30, I never sat down!
Still, it was fun. I took my daughter out, and got a chance to introduce myself to most of the neighbors.
But I’m tired!
In 1961, the humorist Stan Freberg issued Volume 1 of The United States of America, a musical telling of the founding of America through the Battle of Yorktown (Volume 2 goes through the end of World War I (“They’ll never be another war…”)). The first scene on Volume 1 relates the story of how the Indians discovered Columbus. As today is Columbus Day, I present a transcription of the scene: