Seen in gtpooh‘s Journal:
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?
The Answer is TEN:
- One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be changed.
- One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the lightbulb needs to be changed.
- One to blame Clinton for burning out the lightbulb.
- One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the lightbulb or for darkness.
- One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new lightbulb.
- One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner “Lightbulb Change Accomplished”.
- One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally “in the dark”.
- One to viciously smear #7.
- One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.
- One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.
Then again, this video really says it all.