Elmo is Coming to get YOU (Bwahahaha)

C’mon, you knew it would happen one day. Elmo is threatening to kill:

A Florida family says a cuddly, programmable Elmo doll revealed its dark side this week when fresh batteries were inserted.

Instead of singing songs or reciting the favorite color of its 2-year-old owner, James Bowman, the doll started making death threats.

With a squeeze of its fuzzy belly, the Sesame Street character now says: “Kill James.”