(Belated) Birthday Wishes for tuluum

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and says:

“Well, boys and girls, the Sheriff must have had a bit too much buttermilk with breakfast yesterday morning, for I totally confused two young beautiful ladies on my birthday friends list. So, pradagirl, although it was a delight to sing for you yesterday, you’ll get your real birthday song in September (of course, you can still party). tuluum, although this is a day late, the wishes are heartfelt.”

He then pulls out his accordion, and then starts singing the Birthday Cake Polka for tuluum:

Put another candle on my birthday cake
We’re gonna bake a birthday cake
Put another candle on my birthday cake
I’m another year old today

I’m gonna have a party with my birthday cake
Come on and take some birthday cake
Put another candle on my birthday cake
I’m another year old today

    We’ll have some pie and sandwiches
And chocolate ice cream too
We’ll sing and play the day away
And one more thing I’m gonna do

I’ll blow out the candles on my birthday cake
And when I do, a wish I’ll make
Put another candle on my birthday cake
I’m another year old today

Happy Birthday to You
You’re another year old today.

[Yes, it’s here. The 3rd Annual Birthday Poll. So, if you want to make sure that the Sheriff sings the song you want, please fill out the poll.]

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