OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and says:
“Well, boys and girls, the Sheriff must have had a bit too much buttermilk with breakfast yesterday morning, for I totally confused two young beautiful ladies on my birthday friends list. So, pradagirl, although it was a delight to sing for you yesterday, you’ll get your real birthday song in September (of course, you can still party). tuluum, although this is a day late, the wishes are heartfelt.”
He then pulls out his accordion, and then starts singing the Birthday Cake Polka for tuluum:
Put another candle on my birthday cake We’re gonna bake a birthday cake Put another candle on my birthday cake I’m another year old today I’m gonna have a party with my birthday cake |
We’ll have some pie and sandwiches And chocolate ice cream too We’ll sing and play the day away And one more thing I’m gonna do I’ll blow out the candles on my birthday cake Happy Birthday to You |
[Yes, it’s here. The 3rd Annual Birthday Poll. So, if you want to make sure that the Sheriff sings the song you want, please fill out the poll.]