(meme) True Lies Meme

Today, I’m working from home because it made more sense to get in two hours of work, as opposed to losing it in traffic on I-405. So, in between figuring out the actual security requirements in the DoDI 8500.2 controls, I’m munching on crunchy caramel-coated meme and nuts (with a free surprise inside) from cecerose:

True Lies Meme

Post ten things, four of which are lies. You figure out which.

The Things

  1. I have walked on a freeway before it was opened.
  2. Marvin Hamlisch once gave me a ride home.
  3. I stole my wife from another man.
  4. The last time I visited New York, I saw the play Noises Off.
  5. I learned computers from the son of the composer Arnold Schoënberg.
  6. The last time I visited London, I saw the musical One Mo Time.
  7. I’m related to Milton Berle.
  8. Throughout my years at UCLA, I used fountain pens to take notes.
  9. I did the complete set of cross-stitch 1984 Olympic stamps.
  10. I’ve done most of the needlepoints that we have hanging on our walls.

I’ll do my best not to reply to responses until most guesses have been made.

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