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Birthday Wishes for nsshere

Written By: cahwyguy - Sat Nov 17, 2007 @ 9:05 am PDT

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Alright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and join Sheriff John in singing the Birthday Cake Polka for nsshere… but wait… the Sheriff’s not on today. Instead, we have a funny looking group of three guys, and they are singing:

Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun

And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song

Happy birthday!
Now you’re one year older!
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn’t over!
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much
But you didn’t die this year
I guess that’s good enough

So let’s drink to your fading health
And hope you don’t remind yourself
The chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year

Does it feel like you’re doing laps
And eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life will hold some cheer

Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You’re starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It’s downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone

If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice

But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn’t ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might

Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy birthday!
Your life’s so sad it’s funny
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake

A Personal Aside: The Sheriff then turns and faces the camera, and says, “cahwyguy has asked me to add the following:

nsshere is my daughter, and she turns 13 today. Over the years, we have seen her blossom from Katie Ka-Boom into a delightful, thoughtful, and insightful young woman (although age 12 was sort-of touch-and-go!). I hope she remains such through her teenage years, and that they pass for her without too much teen angst and drama, other than the drama she wants on the stage. As she grows, I hope she finds in life what she wants out of it, for she deserves it (well, most of the time, after all, she is a teen). One last night, for those who saw the poll: the movie she ended up deciding to see was “Lars and the Real Girl” (which is what I thought she would want, looking over the list). One thing I’ve always loved about nsshere is that she is her own person, selecting her likes and dislikes based on her taste, not popular opinion or what her friends like. She’s not into most modern music — she opts for the Spice Girls and Broadway. She’s not into modern fads — she abhors “High School Musical”, and loves “Pippin” and “Hair”. She’s her own, with a unique style and outlook, and I love her for that.”

[Yes, it's here. The 3rd Annual Birthday Poll. So, if you want to make sure that the Sheriff sings the song you want, please fill out the poll. Oh, and if you want the birdie to be able to inform the Sheriff about your birthday, you need to make sure your birth month and day is in your profile, and it is visible to your friends]

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Going to the Movies

Written By: cahwyguy - Fri Nov 16, 2007 @ 1:03 pm PDT

My daughter (nsshere) turns 13 tomorrow. She would like to celebrate by going to a PG-13 movie (I thought about a show, but there’s actually not that much of interest in the area that has 3 tickets open… although I did consider Master Harold and the Boys (only 2 tickets left for Sunday) or Mustang Sally (but I think the subject matter would be too intense)). So, I’m looking for some suggestions for movies. Here are the possibilities:

[ETA: I should clarify a few things. (1) I'm just coming up with candidates to suggest to her for consideration; (2) although "Across the Universe" is popular with friends, she hasn't expressed a strong interest in it; (3) do read the reviews of Beowolf (linked in the comments) -- it is changed from the original poem.]

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Don’t Get Any Ideas

Written By: cahwyguy - Wed Aug 15, 2007 @ 11:35 am PDT

Note to nsshere: Don’t get any ideas!

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Written By: cahwyguy - Fri Aug 03, 2007 @ 9:10 pm PDT

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Because I Knew You, I Have Been Changed For Good

Written By: cahwyguy - Fri Jun 01, 2007 @ 10:25 pm PDT

Friends, let me tell you a story. In the past, I’ve written about how teachers have influenced me in my life. Tonight, I’m writing about how two teachers, Jean Martellaro and Fanny Arana, are influencing over 85 kids for good.

Tonight, I just got back from the second performance of “The Wizard of Oz and Then Some” at Nobel Middle School in Northridge, California (Note: there are two more performances of this show on Saturday: 2 PM and 6:30 PM). Wow! What these teachers have guided this group of over 85 remarkable young adults to do. I can guarantee that these two teachers are influencing these kids lives in a way that will benefit them positively for the rest of their lives. And that’s a good thing.

The play is an amalgam of the Harold Arlen “The Wizard of Oz”, with a few songs from Charlie Small’s “The Wiz” and Stephen Schwartz’ “Wicked” thrown in… and a few more surprises. I’m sure everyone is familiar with the basic story, so I won’t repeat it here. The kids did it wonderfully. As there were 85 kids in the production, I’m not going to list them all (nor am I listing last names), but I do need to note some particular standouts in the cast. Starring as Dorothy was Shelby W., who along with Glinda the Good Witch of the North (Savannah L.), and Talulah the Good Witch of the South (Joy T.), were remarkable singers and young actors. Also as standouts in the cast were Nolan M. as Toto (who stole every scene he was in) and Melanie T. as Elphaba (who stole every scene she was an… and projected quite well). I was also impressed with Kenny C. as Biff the Narrator, who had a great speaking voice; the other narrators were John A., Hessica S. and Danielle W.. Rounding out the principles in the cast were Trevor C. as the Scarecrow, Nora F. as the Tinsman, Bobby L. as the Cowardly Lion, and Giovanni F. as the Wizard of Oz. Of these, I was particularly impressed with Nora F., who had a good singing voice and a delightful smile. Bobby L., as the Lion, had the right comic chops, but (perhaps intentionally) couldn’t quite do the songs. Amanda C. as Ozwina also did a good job. A special mention goes to our own nsshere, who played Olive Green as well as being the head costume mistress and wrangler for the entire cast. This was a big job, and she has received incredible complements on her work. The rest of the cast members all did great jobs, but didn’t have specific performances to highlight.

Big kudos, however, go to the teachers behind all of this. They revitalized the drama program at this school. From nothing they arranged a first production, and now this… which was better than many local and community theatre productions I’ve seen. The skills these kids learn here: from public speaking to time management to teamwork…. will serve these kids well the rest of their lives in whatever career they are in. Additionally, I know it will instill a love of live theatre, which is a great thing.

Could things be improved? Yes. Some of the kids need to focus a bit more on projection, so you could hear them more clearly. That will come with time. On some of the songs, the breaths need to be timed a bit better — again, that’s a practice issue, and we’re dealing with 7th and 8th grade non-professionals here, so it didn’t bother me that much. The facility needs a better sound system and raked seating — but this is a public school, so we need bond funds to fix that :-) . There were a few cases where I noted some miscues, but I’m sure that will be fixed in tomorrow’s performances. For what they had, they did great! [Updated 6/2 to add: The sound was better at the Saturday 2pm performance, and everyone could be heard great.]

What’s next for us. Well, we’ll be back at the 2 PM performance tomorrow :-) . Alas, we’ll miss the last performance of this, as we’ll be at “The Constant Wife” at The Pasadena Playhouse. Following that is “Side Show” at UCLA Theatre Arts on 6/9 @ 8pm; “The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee” through Broadway/LA on 6/16 @ 2pm. We’re on vacation the end of June in Nashville, and when we return, it is “Jersey Boys” at the Ahmanson Theatre on 7/15 @ 7:30pm; “Can-Can” at The Pasadena Playhouse on 7/28 at 8:00pm; “Beauty and the Beast” at Cabrillo Music Theatre on 8/4 @ 2:00pm, and the DCI 2007 World Championship Finals in Pasadena on 8/11 @ 5:00pm . I’ve also ordered season tickets for the Ahmanson, as discussed here, and there’s likely to be a Hollywood Bowl show in there somewhere.

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We’re Off To See The Wizard… Near the Northridge Fashion Center!

Written By: cahwyguy - Fri May 25, 2007 @ 8:23 pm PDT

[Note: I'm posting this on behalf of my daughter, nsshere, who is costume mistress for this production... and also has four lines as Greeter to Oz]

Ladies and Gentlemen!
For your enjoyment!
For your entertainment!
For your edifa- edifa, what’s that word?
Edification?
Right, for your edification, what’s that mean?
Not now!
We invite you to our production of the WIZARD OF OZ.

Nobel Middle School is doing a wonderful production of the Wizard of Oz. It is an adapted script, with a combination of The Wizard of Oz, The Wiz, Wicked, and so much more. So if you happen to be in the San Fernando Valley (Los Angeles), please come see our show.

It will be at Nobel Middle School, 9950 Tampa Ave. in Northridge on

  • Thursday, May 31st at 6:30 PM

  • Friday, June 1st at 6:30 PM
  • Saturday, June 2nd at 2:00 PM and 6:30 PM

You don’t need to buy a ticket in advance; donations are accepted at the door.
Hope to see you there!

[Dad speaking again: You really should come see this great group of 85+ kids. They've been working their little tushies off, and look to be doing a great job. We all say we want to support the kids in our schools -- here's a way to do it!]

[Posted to city_of_la, los_angeles, socal_theatre, and my journal]

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Written By: cahwyguy - Sat May 12, 2007 @ 7:08 pm PDT

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Written By: cahwyguy - Sun Apr 15, 2007 @ 4:55 pm PDT

Today, my daughter got her new old bike.

To be more specific, my daughter outgrew her old bike, a Walmart 20″ special, quite a few years ago. Since then, she has been wanting a full-size bike. Our good family friend, Bob, was cleaning his garage and offered us his old Motobecane Super Mirage dating from the 1970s that had been sitting for years. This bike was in the $300-$400 range back in the mid-1970s, and was just about the same quality as the Peugeot Bike I’ve had since the mid-1970s. They last forever, so we jumped at the offer. A visit to the bike shop for both bikes for cleaning, and (ta-da) they are in great shape, for a refurbishment cost of under $300 for both (including a new lock and some new accessories).

After a few shaky minutes, she was off riding around the block. She seems to like this bike quite a bit; I envision joint bike rides when I get home from work. Yea for bike-riding togetherness.

[Has anyone figured out the title of this post yet?]

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