{"id":8782,"date":"2013-11-28T08:55:10","date_gmt":"2013-11-28T16:55:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=8782"},"modified":"2013-11-28T08:55:10","modified_gmt":"2013-11-28T16:55:10","slug":"what-do-you-mean-you-cooked-the-turkey-charlie-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=8782","title":{"rendered":"What do you mean you cooked the turkey, Charlie?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"userpic=turkey,turkeys\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/userpicturkeyturkeys.jpg\" width=\"110\" height=\"100\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"userpic=freberg\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/userpicfreberg.jpg\" width=\"95\" height=\"95\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" \/>Today is the day when we are thankful for many thing. Home. Family. Loved ones. Stan Freberg.<\/p>\n<p>Yup. Stan Freberg, who reminded us in his 1962 album &#8220;<em>The United States of America<\/em>&#8221; that this is national &#8220;Take an Indian to Lunch&#8221; week. I wonder if he would have to change the words these days, although the sentiment is equally true&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Take an Indian To Lunch<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Take an Indian to lunch this week<br \/>\nShow him we\u2019re a regular bunch this week<br \/>\nShow him we\u2019re as liberal as can be<br \/>\nLet him know he\u2019s almost as good as we<\/p>\n<p>Make a feathered friend feel fed this week<br \/>\nOverlook the fact he\u2019s red this week<br \/>\nLet him share our Quaker Oats<br \/>\n\u2018Cause he\u2019s useful when he votes<br \/>\nTake an Indian to lunch<\/p>\n<p>Two, four, six, eight, who do we tolerate<br \/>\nIndians, Indians, rah; rah; rah<\/p>\n<p>Take an Indian to lunch this week<br \/>\nLet him sit right down and munch this week<br \/>\nLet\u2019s give in and all do the brotherhood bit<br \/>\nJust make sure we don\u2019t make a habit of it<\/p>\n<p>Take an Indian to dine this week<br \/>\nShow him we don\u2019t draw the line this week<br \/>\nWe know everyone can\u2019t be<br \/>\nAs American as we<br \/>\n(After all, we came over on the Mayflower)<br \/>\nTake an Indian<br \/>\n(Not a wooden Indian)<br \/>\nBut a real, live Indian<br \/>\nTo lunch!<\/p>\n<p>Stan Freberg also reminded us about how the first Thanksgiving really went&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Luncheon Under The Trees<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Narrator:<\/strong>Needless to say, the luncheon there under the trees was a great success, and a good time was had by Puritan and Indian alike. Everything came off beautifully with the exception of one minor catastrophe.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mayor:<\/strong> What do you mean you cooked the turkey, Charlie?<br \/>\n<strong>Charlie:<\/strong> Well, I cooked the turkey, that\u2019s all.<br \/>\n<strong>Mayor:<\/strong> You put our national bird in the oven. Is that correct?<br \/>\n<strong>Charlie:<\/strong> Yeah, well I, uh \u2026<br \/>\n<strong>Mayor:<\/strong> And all of us had our mouths set for roast eagle with all the trimmings.<br \/>\n<strong>Charlie:<\/strong> Yeah, well I, uh \u2026<br \/>\n<strong>Mayor:<\/strong> You did a thing like that?<br \/>\n<strong>Charlie:<\/strong> Well, the two birds were lying there side by side.<br \/>\n<strong>Mayor:<\/strong> The *turkey* was for the centerpiece, Charlie, I mean \u2026<br \/>\n<strong>Charlie:<\/strong> Well, they looked so much alike that I, uh \u2026<br \/>\n<strong>Mayor:<\/strong> Well, we blew it now. They\u2019re all sitting down at the tables out there.<br \/>\n<strong>Charlie:<\/strong> Yeah, yeah.<br \/>\n<strong>Mayor:<\/strong> \u2026 starting on their little nut cups already. Just have to switch the birds, that\u2019s all.<br \/>\n<strong>Charlie:<\/strong> Yeah, well \u2026<br \/>\n<strong>Mayor:<\/strong> Serve them turkey instead of eagle. But it\u2019s kinda scrawny-lookin\u2019, isn\u2019t it?<br \/>\n<strong>Charlie:<\/strong> Yeah, well I thought I\u2019d stuff some old bread in it and make it look a little fatter.<br \/>\n<strong>Mayor:<\/strong> You do that, OK?<\/p>\n<p>May all my friends and readers have a wonderful Thanksgiving, and remember the holiday for what it originally was: shopping later that evening at the Mall of Plymouth for those stylish belt buckles. Stay safe!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is the day when we are thankful for many thing. Home. Family. Loved ones. Stan Freberg. Yup. Stan Freberg, who reminded us in his 1962 album &#8220;The United States of America&#8221; that this is national &#8220;Take an Indian to Lunch&#8221; week. 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