{"id":800,"date":"2006-04-06T07:13:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-06T14:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=800"},"modified":"2006-04-06T07:13:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-06T14:13:00","slug":"political-jokes-needed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=800","title":{"rendered":"Political Jokes Needed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorrow, I&#8217;m going to the doctor.<\/p>\n<p>Now, you&#8217;re probably asking yourself what that statement has to do with the subject line. Simple. Whenever I visit Dr. Rokaw, he comes in with a pretty-good joke about Shrub. I need one in response. So&#8230; this is your opportunity&#8230; in your comments, leave your best joke about (not in) the administration.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorrow, I&#8217;m going to the doctor. Now, you&#8217;re probably asking yourself what that statement has to do with the subject line. Simple. Whenever I visit Dr. Rokaw, he comes in with a pretty-good joke about Shrub. I need one in response. So&#8230; this is your opportunity&#8230; in your comments, leave your best joke about (not <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=800\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-lj-xfer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=800"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}