{"id":3654,"date":"2009-10-10T07:24:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-10T14:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=3654"},"modified":"2009-10-10T07:24:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-10T14:24:00","slug":"birthday-wishes-for-in_quinecorners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=3654","title":{"rendered":"Birthday Wishes for in_quinecorners"},"content":{"rendered":"

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John<\/a>, and pulls out a keyboard and a sampler. Adjusting his equipment, he starts playing and singing in the style of Cibo Matto<\/a> the song \u201cBirthday Cake<\/a>\u201d for in_quinecorners<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n\n
Shut up and eat!
\nToo bad, no bon appetit<\/i>!
\nShut up and eat!
\nYou know my love is sweet!<\/p>\n

Yes, I\u2019m cooking for my son and his wife
\nIt\u2019s his 30th<\/sup> birthday
\nPour berries into my bowl
\nAdd milk of two months ago
\nIt\u2019s moldy mom, isn\u2019t it?
\nI dont give a flying fuck though<\/p>\n

Shut up and eat!
\nToo bad, no bon appetit!
\nShut up and eat!
\nYou know my love is sweet!
\nShut up and eat!
\nToo bad, no bon appetit!
\nShut up and eat!
\nYou know my love is sweet!<\/p>\n

It\u2019s food nouveau
\nIt\u2019s food nouveau
\nIt\u2019s the shape of love
\nBeat it! Beat it up!
\nBeat it! Beat it up!<\/p>\n

Extra sugar, extra salt
\nExtra oil and MSG
\nExtra sugar, extra salt
\nExtra oil and MSG<\/p>\n

Shut up and eat!
\nToo bad, no bon appetit<\/i>!
\nShut up and eat!
\nYou know my love is sweet!
\nShut up and eat!
\nToo bad, no bon appetit<\/i>!
\nShut up and eat!
\nYou know my love is sweet!<\/td>\n

   <\/td>\nYou were born in the 60s
\nWe made a war with the Vietnamese
\nWe loved LSD, we died easily
\nCan we just say cest la vie<\/i>?
\nSo what! Say what! For your own sake
\nDo you have a headache or heartbreak?
\nAre you made or broken by the birthday cake?
\nYou may be slow on the uptake
\nI pour pot in the birthday cake
\nSo what! say what! for my own sake
\nWatch out yo! Here I come yo!
\nI\u2019m gonna change to a rattlesnake
\nTurn up the TV! do you agree?
\nYeah, I\u2019m talking turkey take it from me
\nI\u2019m gonna show my love for my dove
\nbut it\u2019s moldy, mom, isn\u2019t it?<\/p>\n

Extra sugar, extra salt
\nExtra oil and MSG
\nExtra sugar, extra salt
\nExtra oil and MSG<\/p>\n

Shut up and eat!
\nToo bad, no bon appetit<\/i>!
\nShut up and eat!
\nYou know my love is sweet!
\nShut up and eat!
\nToo bad, no bon appetit<\/i>!
\nShut up and eat!
\nYou know my love is very sweet!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

[Yes, it’s here. The 5th Annual Birthday Song Poll<\/a>. So, if you want to make sure that the Sheriff sings the song you want, please fill out the poll<\/a>. Note that if you want the birdie to be able to inform the Sheriff about your birthday, you need to make sure your birth month and day is in your profile, and it is visible to your friends<\/a>. If you are a Facebook user and<\/i> on LJ, please make sure I can connect your Facebook name with your LJ name. If you are a Facebook only<\/i> user, you can\u2019t vote in the poll until Facebook does OpenID, so get an LJ account<\/a>!]<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and pulls out a keyboard and a sampler. Adjusting his equipment, he starts playing and singing Read More …<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,1],"tags":[318],"class_list":["post-3654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthdays","category-lj-xfer","tag-birthdays-2009"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3654"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3654\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}