{"id":3289,"date":"2009-02-25T04:57:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-25T12:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=3289"},"modified":"2009-02-25T04:57:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-25T12:57:00","slug":"birthday-wishes-for-usqueba-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=3289","title":{"rendered":"Birthday Wishes for usqueba"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let&#8217;s gather in front of our large, 13&#8243;, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvparty.com\/lostlasheriff.html\" target=\"_blank\">Sheriff John<\/a>, and says: OK, Lunch Brigaders, today we have a special song going out to <a href=\"http:\/\/usqueba.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">usqueba<\/a> in honor of her special day. He pulls out his guitar, slicks back his hair in the manner of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tmbg.com\/froMain.html\" target=\"_blank\">They Might Be Giants<\/a>, and starts singing:<\/p>\n<table>\n<tr valign=top>\n<td>You&#8217;re older than you&#8217;ve ever been<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re even older<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re even older<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re even older<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re older than you&#8217;ve ever been<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re even older<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re older still<\/p>\n<p>Time is marching on<br \/>\nAnd time is still marching on<\/td>\n<td>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td>This day will soon be at an end<br \/>\nAnd now it&#8217;s even sooner<br \/>\nAnd now it&#8217;s even sooner<br \/>\nAnd now it&#8217;s even sooner<br \/>\nThis day will soon be at an end<br \/>\nAnd now it&#8217;s even sooner<br \/>\nAnd now it&#8217;s sooner still<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re older than you&#8217;ve ever been<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re even older<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re even older<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re even older<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re older than you&#8217;ve ever been<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re even older<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;re older still<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><font size=\"-2\">[Yes, it&#8217;s here. The <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/cahwyguy.livejournal.com\/839586.html\">5th Annual Birthday Song Poll<\/a>. So, if you want to make sure that the Sheriff sings the song you want, please <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/cahwyguy.livejournal.com\/839586.html\">fill out the poll<\/a>. Note that if you want the birdie to be able to inform the Sheriff about your birthday, you need to make sure your birth month and day <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/manage\/profile\/\">is in your profile, and it is visible to your friends<\/a>. If you are a Facebook user <i>and<\/i> on LJ, please make sure I can connect your Facebook name with your LJ name. If you are a Facebook <i>only<\/i> user, you can\u2019t vote in the poll until Facebook does OpenID, so <a href=\"https:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/create.bml\" target=\"_blank\">get an LJ account<\/a>!]<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let&#8217;s gather in front of our large, 13&#8243;, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and says: OK, Lunch Brigaders, today we have a special song going out to usqueba in <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=3289\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,1],"tags":[318],"class_list":["post-3289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthdays","category-lj-xfer","tag-birthdays-2009"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3289"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3289\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}