{"id":3221,"date":"2009-01-13T05:29:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-13T13:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=3221"},"modified":"2009-01-13T05:29:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-13T13:29:00","slug":"birthday-wihes-for-venedotia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=3221","title":{"rendered":"Birthday Wihes for venedotia"},"content":{"rendered":"

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John<\/a>, and pulls out accordian. He takes a minute to tune it up (how do you tune an accordian anyway), and starts singing Birthday<\/a> by Bjork and the Sugarcubes (video<\/a>), for venedotia<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n\n
She lives in this house over there
\nHas her world outside it
\nScrapples in the earth with her fingers and her mouth
\nShe’s five years old<\/p>\n

Thread worms on a string
\nKeeps spiders in her pocket
\nCollects fly wings in a jar
\nScrubs horse flies
\nAnd pinches them on a line
\nOhhh…<\/p>\n

She has one friend, he lives next door
\nThey’re listenening to the weather
\nHe knows how many freckles she’s got
\nShe scratches his beard<\/td>\n

     <\/td>\nShe’s painting huge books
\nAnd glues them together
\nThey saw a big raven
\nIt glided down the sky
\nShe touched it
\nOhh…<\/p>\n

Today is a birthday
\nThey’re smoking cigars
\nHe’s got a chain of flowers
\nAnd sows a bird in her knickers
\nOhhh…<\/p>\n

They’re smoking cigars
\nThey lie in the bathtub
\nA chain of … flowers<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

[Yes, it’s here. The 4th Annual Birthday Poll<\/a>. So, if you want to make sure that the Sheriff sings the song you want, please fill out the poll<\/a>. Note that if you want the birdie to be able to inform the Sheriff about your birthday, you need to make sure your birth month and day is in your profile, and it is visible to your friends<\/a>]<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform strides out, introduces himself as Sheriff John, and pulls out accordian. He takes a minute to tune it up (how do you tune Read More …<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,1],"tags":[318],"class_list":["post-3221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthdays","category-lj-xfer","tag-birthdays-2009"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3221"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3221\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}