{"id":2934,"date":"2008-07-20T07:16:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-20T14:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=2934"},"modified":"2008-07-20T07:16:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-20T14:16:00","slug":"belated-birthday-wishes-for-otaku_tetsuko","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=2934","title":{"rendered":"Belated Birthday Wishes for otaku_tetsuko"},"content":{"rendered":"

[This would have been posted yesterday, but just yesterday our birthday lady was indicating she didn\u2019t want to publicise her birth month and day. But, since she posted on her journal about her birthday yesterday, I no longer feel inhibited about posting this.]<\/font><\/p>\n

OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front of our large, 13″, Black and White TV set, and watch as a tall, lanky man in a khaki uniform walks out and introduces himself as Sheriff John<\/a>, and says, \u201cI’m sorry, but the little birdie who tells me of birthdays<\/a> was delayed due to airport congestion, so today we\u2019re belatedly celebrating the birthday of otaku_tetsuko<\/a>.\u201d He clears his throat, and starts singing:<\/p>\n\n\n
A very merry unbirthday
\nTo me
\nTo who?
\nTo me
\nOh, you<\/p>\n

A very merry unbirthday
\nTo you
\nWho, me?
\nTo you
\nOh, me<\/p>\n

Let’s all congratulate us with another cup of tea
\nA very merry unbirthday to you<\/td>\n

     <\/td>\nNow statistics prove
\nProve that you’ve one birthday
\nImagine just one birthday every year
\nAh, but there are 364 unbirthdays
\nPreciselywhy we’re gathered here to cheer<\/p>\n

A very merry unbirthday
\nTo me?
\nTo you
\nA very merry unbirthday
\nFor me?
\nFor you
\nNow blow the candle out, my dear
\nAnd make your wish come true
\nA very merry unbirthday to you<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

[Yes, it’s here. The 4th Annual Birthday Poll<\/a>. So, if you want to make sure that the Sheriff sings the song you want, please fill out the poll<\/a>. Note that if you want the birdie to be able to inform the Sheriff about your birthday, you need to make sure your birth month and day is in your profile, and it is visible to your friends<\/a>]<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

[This would have been posted yesterday, but just yesterday our birthday lady was indicating she didn\u2019t want to publicise her birth month and day. But, since she posted on her journal about her birthday yesterday, I no longer feel inhibited about posting this.] OK, Folks, you know the drill. Allright everyone, let’s gather in front Read More …<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,1],"tags":[298],"class_list":["post-2934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthdays","category-lj-xfer","tag-birthdays-2008"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2934"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2934\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}