{"id":2689,"date":"2008-02-22T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-22T23:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=2689"},"modified":"2008-02-22T15:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-22T23:00:00","slug":"elmo-is-coming-to-get-you-bwahahaha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=2689","title":{"rendered":"Elmo is Coming to get YOU (Bwahahaha)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>C&#8217;mon, you knew it would happen one day. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc4.com\/news\/15379865\/detail.html\" target=\"_blank\">Elmo is threatening to kill<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A Florida family says a cuddly, programmable Elmo doll revealed its dark side this week when fresh batteries were inserted.<\/p>\n<p>Instead of singing songs or reciting the favorite color of its 2-year-old owner, James Bowman, the doll started making death threats.<\/p>\n<p>With a squeeze of its fuzzy belly, the Sesame Street character now says: &#8220;Kill James.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C&#8217;mon, you knew it would happen one day. Elmo is threatening to kill: A Florida family says a cuddly, programmable Elmo doll revealed its dark side this week when fresh batteries were inserted. Instead of singing songs or reciting the favorite color of its 2-year-old owner, James Bowman, the doll started making death threats. With <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=2689\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[151],"class_list":["post-2689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lj-xfer","tag-childrens-toys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2689"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2689\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}