Happy birthday
\nHappy birthday to you
\nHappy birthday
\nHappy birthday to you<\/p>\nWell, it’s time to celebrate your birthday,
\nIt happens every year
\nWe’ll eat a lot of broccoli
\nAnd drink a lot of beer
\nYou should be good and happy
\nThat there’s something you can eat
\nA million people every day
\nAre starving in the street<\/p>\n Your daddy’s in the gutter
\nWith the wretched and the poor
\nYour mama’s in the kitchen
\nWith a can of Cycle Four
\nThere’s garbage in the water
\nThere’s poison in the sky
\nI guess it won’t be long
\nBefore we’re all gonna die<\/p>\n Happy birthday
\nHappy birthday to you
\nHappy birthday
\nHappy birthday to you<\/p>\n Well, what’s the matter little friend,
\nYou think this party is the pits
\nEnjoy it while you can,
\nWe’ll soon be blown to bits
\nThe monkeys in the pentagon
\nAre gonna cook our goose
\nTheir finger’s on the button,
\nAll they need it an excuse<\/p>\n It doesn’t take a
\nMilitary genius to see
\nWe’ll all be crispy critters
\nAfter World War III
\nThere’s nowhere you can run to,
\nNowhere you can hide
\nWhen they drop the big one,
\nWe all get fried<\/p>\n (Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)<\/td>\n |