It’s gonna be an interesting night…<\/p>\n
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\nGFG’s mom: Can I see it?
\nnsshere<\/a>: No, it’s on the poop deck.
\nGFG’s mom: What’s a poop deck.
\nMe: You know, pirates have needs too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"