{"id":2135,"date":"2007-04-12T20:35:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-13T03:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=2135"},"modified":"2007-04-12T20:35:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-13T03:35:00","slug":"and-you-think-you-have-a-long-wait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=2135","title":{"rendered":"And You Think You Have A Long Wait&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I heard this on KFWB driving home, and just <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ananova.com\/news\/story\/sm_2284065.html\" target=\"_blank\">had to look it up<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A confused cockatoo at a wildlife sanctuary has spent a fortnight trying to hatch a bowl of chocolate eggs. Pippa has been protecting the chocolates at Nuneaton and Warwickshire Wildlife Sanctuary since she was taken outside and saw them on a table. Her owner, Geoff Grewcock, said: &#8220;She went straight over, climbed on the creme eggs and that was it. She thinks they&#8217;re her eggs. Until she clicks they&#8217;re not real eggs, we&#8217;ll just leave her there.&#8221; The 17-year-old cockatoo, who has been at the sanctuary for about four years, is expected to live until the age of 70.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I heard this on KFWB driving home, and just had to look it up: A confused cockatoo at a wildlife sanctuary has spent a fortnight trying to hatch a bowl of chocolate eggs. Pippa has been protecting the chocolates at Nuneaton and Warwickshire Wildlife Sanctuary since she was taken outside and saw them on a <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=2135\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[47],"class_list":["post-2135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lj-xfer","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}