{"id":2102,"date":"2007-03-23T13:18:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-23T20:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=2102"},"modified":"2007-03-23T13:18:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-23T20:18:00","slug":"headlines-getcher-headlines-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=2102","title":{"rendered":"Headlines. Get&#8217;cher Headlines Here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>#1: CNN: <b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2007\/POLITICS\/03\/23\/tony.snow.ap\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">Bush spokesman Snow has growth in abdomen<\/a><\/b> <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8230; Subsequent analysis has shown that illegal aliens are slowly taking over the administration.\n<li>&#8230; Snow later admits, \u201cI\u2019m carrying George\u2019s love child, and I don\u2019t care who knows.\u201d<\/ul>\n<p>#2: CNN: <b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2007\/US\/03\/23\/dog.head.ap\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">Man arrested in delivery of dog&#8217;s head to neighbor<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8230; Sources say he erred by not using UPS.\n<li>&#8230; That\u2019s what you get for not using a lifetime stamp.<\/ul>\n<p>#3: NYTIMES: <b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2007\/03\/22\/science\/22brain.html\" target=\"_blank\">Brain Injury Said to Affect Moral Choices<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8230; Scientists say finding explains the Moral Majority.\n<li>&#8230; Conservatives claim this as proof Homosexuality is curable.<\/ul>\n<p>#4: LATIMES: <b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.latimes.com\/news\/nationworld\/wire\/ats-ap_top15mar23,0,6936799.story?coll=la-ap-topnews-headlines\" target=\"_blank\">Giuliani, Wife Each Married Three Times<\/a><\/b>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8230; Rudy is quoted as saying, \u201cTake that, Mitt\u201d\n<li>&#8230; Gives a new meaning to \u201cSex in the City\u201d, doesn\u2019t it?<\/ul>\n<p>#5: CNN: <b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2007\/HEALTH\/03\/22\/surgery.cosmetic.reut\/\" target=\"_blank\">Cosmetic surgery rates up; breasts most popular<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8230; Surveys indicate it is easier for boobs to get elected.\n<li>&#8230; In related news, balloon manufacturers indicate their business is swelling&#8230;<\/ul>\n<p>#6: NYTIMES: <b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2007\/03\/22\/garden\/22impact.html\" target=\"_blank\">The Year Without Toilet Paper<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8230; Participants indicate it is a pretty crappy existance.\n<li>&#8230; Observers thought those who wanted to do it were full of shit.<\/ul>\n<p>Of course, feel free to add your own. I\u2019m here all week. Try the haddock sandwich&#8230; it\u2019s delicious&#8230; early in the week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>#1: CNN: Bush spokesman Snow has growth in abdomen &#8230; Subsequent analysis has shown that illegal aliens are slowly taking over the administration. &#8230; Snow later admits, \u201cI\u2019m carrying George\u2019s love child, and I don\u2019t care who knows.\u201d #2: CNN: Man arrested in delivery of dog&#8217;s head to neighbor &#8230; Sources say he erred by <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/?p=2102\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[235],"class_list":["post-2102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lj-xfer","tag-headlines"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cahighways.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}